This is a short play about the funny things that happens in a nursing home.
|EXT..Outside 6:00 a.m. in the morning cars are pulling into the parking lot of Tanglewood Nursing Home. Nurses and aids are walking through the back door
Good morning everyone.
(nurse at the station)
How are you doing?
In the halls you hear some patients screaming.
(Aid 2 &3 walking inside)
I hear Mr. Joseph screaming, what the hell is wrong with him. He's acting as though someone is trying to kill him.
The man is insane. One of the aids is trying to give him a bath and he's refusing.
Maybe I can go in the shower room and try and help.
(Aid 1 goes into the shower room)
Can I help in here?
Yea get this nut out of here.She's trying to rape me.
(Aid in shower room)
No he didn't go there. Girl this man is gone, you hear me. Out of his rabbitt ass mind.
You the one who's crazy, crazy as a roll lism. Now get me the hell out of here.
(coming down the hall is the administrator and his wife,there's some commotion going on, the nurse at the nurses station is banging on the desk trying to calm the patients down.)
What seems to be the problem?
These people knows when to act up.alot of them don't like taking their showers.
(Nurse banging on the desk asking the patients to calm down)
Who in the shower room now?
2 aids and Mr. Joseph, he's cutting up. We need more help.
Boy it is lively in here. You right I'm going to interview some cna's and another nurse,and a volunteer for the office help.
(Now the aids are bringing Mr. Joseph out of the shower room)
See you look good Mr. J. that wasn't bad now was it?
Auh go to hell.