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I've taken on a new career path that I'm really excited about. Written just for fun.
An Exciting New Career!


         I’ve joined a new movement, working towards a new career. It’s an exciting time for me as I pursue my degree as a Senior Handler of Internet Technology.

         It’s an important position, because I get to work with cutting edge equipment, and will have to constantly improve my knowledge. The good thing about it is that once I succeed in this endeavor, I would be promoted to a position in the Technological Undergraduate Research Department. This would be doubly exciting, because I would get to train those just starting out on this fast track career.

         From there, the sky is the limit because after a short time in that position, you are usually promoted to a Corporate Recruiting Auditor Program!

         This is a very important position since once there, you are usually identified, and promoted once again, to be a Worldwide Investigator of Potential Environmental Disasters.

         In this position, you constantly work on keeping the previous three positions clean of foul odors, frequently caused by the Federal Agents of Required Training Staff.

         Of course, a career that is as fast moving as this one does have its problems. If your performance is not up to par, you end up in the Temporary Office of Intelligent Laymen Exiting Training. It would be that, or working as a Federally Licensed Unemployed Supervisor of Hardworking Educated Directors. Then all is lost, and your career is down the drain.

Jim Dorrell
4/5/14
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