by bob county
Some questions I get asked, ect.
| Is there a God?
How should I know?
I'm not a prophet or Priest, Rabbi or Glen Beck.
Yes, Glen Beck has announced that God speaks to him.
Steven Hawkins isn't certain if God exists.
He's way smarter than me.
He does have a fear of artificial intelligence, a Terminator movie.
Honest to .. whatever you believe, I have people asking me for advice
on God and politics. I got a 67 on my I.Q. test at U-Mass Boston.
But, I don't trust exams. There too rigid.
I was watching porn and a pop up asked me to chat with a "hook-up."
"I can't believe it's you." the lady texted.
I texted, "?"
"Is there anyway we can hook-up?" the lady continued.
I texted, "Okay."
"I need your advice." she texted.
I was getting a question about her feeling of emptiness
on a porn site..
A young soldier in camouflage uniform asked me in the mall for
my opinion on the war in the middle east..
I said it was too complex for me.
As far as I can remember, the military was about blowing up things
and killing the enemy. If you do not want to do that, then you should not
be in the military. I thank the soldier for his service and added that he
might be able to transfer to homeland defense.
I have a dream about eating cake and watching a mushroom cloud
atomic explosion. Is this a vision from God? It's a chocolate cake..
I had a dream about a Wonder Woman episode where she visits Saudi Arabia
in her Wonder Woman outfit. Would she be forced to wear a hajime?
Would Shazam be a Moslem extremist?? But, his powers come from an ancient
A number of people ask me if I am having fun.
"Yeah, sure.. whatever." I lie.
If you need advice from me.
I'm clueless about money and sex.
Geeze. Am I really 53?