18 Things that babies might say to other babies if they could talk.
|If Babies Could Talk (Bully Babies)
1: "I'm gonna steal your pacifier and toss it in the mud."
2: "You're so dumb that you won't be able to walk till your ten."
3: "I double dog dare you to sleep with the lights turned off."
4: "You don't need that rattle cause your brain is full of beans."
5: "I had a dream that your cat's gonna smother you in your crib."
6: "I heard your mom never gives you a bath and I believe it!"
7: "1.2 billion sperm cells and you had to be the idiot to make it."
8: "I heard your folks say they're putting you up for adoption."
9: "Is that your head or are you wearing a beach ball on your neck?"
10: "Best get used to that walker cause you'll need one forever!"
11: "When you're not looking I'm gonna put Ex-lax in your applesauce."
12: "Ha ha ha, what size are those diapers, EL GRANDE?"
13: "Whoa, who did the botched circumcision? It looks like a two headed snake!"
14: "Your mama has a big hairy mustache."
15: "I heard they're gonna baptize you in acid."
16: "Did you know your babysitter is a psycho serial killer?"
17: "Dude, you better call Hair Plugs for Men cause you're bald!"
18: "Your breath smells just like my diaper."