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After finding herself locked out, a young woman gets herself stuck in a basement window.
Twenty-three year old Bernadette Robertson had just returned home after a long and stressful but still successful day at work and couldn't wait to relax and put her feet up when she went to open her front door but couldn't find her keys despite looking absolutely everywhere for them and realised that she was locked out.

The young woman was 5'6, 146 pounds, had beautiful long light curly blond hair and hazel eyes covered by glasses.
Her breasts and thin stomach were covered by a red sweater with a black leather jacket over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a short dark blue skirt with black tights.

Bernadette called her fiancee Anna who explained that unfortunately, she wouldn't be home for at least another hour so she went to find another way inside but everything was locked and she was about to give up when she suddenly found the rather small basement window and went over to have a closer look at it.

The young blond said, "This is absolutely perfect but it's certainly going to be an extremely tight squeeze," as she then tried to put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to the window's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

She placed her bag beside the window frame then opened up the window and stuck her head through it and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out, giving her next door neighbour Chloe an absolutely stunning view of her lower back, who said quietly, "Wow, her butt is absolutely enormous, I don't think it's going to fit through there, I hope she doesn't get stuck" before going back inside her house.

Bernadette then tried to pull and wiggle her lower half through but it just wouldn't fit despite several minutes of trying and said, "Oh, it's just no use, I'm just too big, curse my curvaceous figure and love of biscuits and sweets," as she jokingly wiggled her behind and thought about how ridiculous she must look right now before trying to back out of the window but was absolutely shocked to discover that she was unable to.

The young woman said, "You have got to be kidding me, maybe sticking my entire top half through here after that big lunch and second peice of cheesecake wasn't my smartest idea ever," as she placed her hands against the window frame and pushed and pushed with all her might but still it just refused to release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated Bernadette said, "Oh my god, please don't tell me I'm stuck here, let go of me, you stupid window," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the wall outside for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck.

The young blond said, "Oh, it's just no use, I'm officially stuck, this could literally only happen to me," as she couldn't believe that she had actually gotten herself stuck in her basement window and thought about calling her best friend Lauren but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag and decided against calling out for help because she would be mortified if her neighbours saw her like this and realised that she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Bernadette spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and eating her chocolate bar in her jacket pocket and said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, how can I be stuck, I'm not even fat, I'm just curvy," as she suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear her dog Patches barking.

She said, "Oh hi boy, it's just you, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my phone and leave me alone," as he then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began pulling.

The young woman began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my skirt like that, you naughty dog, it's my best," but still her dog continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

Bernadette's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that Patches had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by pink panties with tiny strawberries on them for all the world to see.

The young blond said, "This is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as a Chloe's daughter Alicia drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

Bernadette said, "Me and my big mouth," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

Her next door neighbour knocked on her front door not long after but received no answer so she went to check the back garden and burst into laughter when she saw the young woman's barely-covered backside sticking out of the window and began chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Bernadette's underpants," as she walked over to her.

The absolutely humiliated Bernadette explained the entire situation before asking for help as Chloe said, "Oh my god, you poor thing, I apologise for my daughter, don't worry, I'll happily pull you out," as she then grabbed onto the young blond's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength for several minutes without any success until she lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

Chloe said, "Oh, it's just no good, you just won't budge, you've certainly wedged yourself in there tight, I think this window is just too small and you're just too big, how about I call the fire brigade or I can go and get some butter."

Bernadette said sarcastically, "Wow, you must be a detective to figure out why I'm in this mess," before refusing to try to avoid any more humiliation.

Just then, her fiancee Anna, a slightly less curvy brunette wearing a dark blue t-shirt with a denim jacket over the top of it and a pair of pink short shorts returned home and burst into laughter when she saw the young woman's predicament and said, "I always thought this would happen to one of us, aw, it's nice to see you wearing those panties I bought you."

Bernadette explained the entire situation before the young brunette said, "Wow, what an awkward position you've gotten yourself stuck in but I know exactly what to do," as she then called Lauren and the trio's close friend Rachel, who both quickly arrived and burst into laughter.

Alicia then came over and suggested that everyone form a chain behind the young woman and pull her out since there was absolutely no chance her big butt was fitting through the window as her mom said, "Darling, it's not polite to say that someone has a big butt," contradicting what she herself had said earlier.

Bernadette said, "It's no polite but it's absolutely true, my butt is not fitting through this window, I think pulling me out is our best option, Anna, please grab onto my hips, I'm ready to get out of this stupid window."

The young brunette grabbed onto her fiancee's hips and said, "Don't worry Bernie, we'll soon have you out of there but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt," as Lauren pulled Anna's waist while Rachel pulled Lauren's legs, Chloe pulled Rachel's t-shirt, Alicia pulled the hem of her mother's short red dress with white polka dots and even Patches helped by pulling the hem of Alicia's skirt, much to the young girl's protests.

Anna said, "All right everyone, remember to put your backs into it, 1, 2, 3, Heave," as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength.

Poor Bernadette said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, I think I'm being pulled in two," as she was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the seat of her fiancee's short shorts as a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

The young blond was pulled from the window at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as her dog and the bird looked on.

The now overjoyed Bernadette said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might actually be stuck in there forever," as she hugged and kissed her fiancee before hugging everyone else including Patches, who licked her face before thanking everyone including the bird, who winked at her before flying away for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," joked a laughing Lauren.

The young woman then remembered that everyone including Alicia could see her underwear and quickly used her black leather jacket to cover the hole in her skirt and tights as her keys suddenly fell out of one of her pickets.

Bernadette said, "This just isn't my day today," as everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation as they went inside to have something to eat together after all their efforts.

The young blond made everyone an absolutely enormous chocolate fudge cake for dessert and bought her dog a large bone say thank you for rescuing her.

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