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A secretary gets herself stuck in an awkward position while retrieving her boss's keys.
Twenty-seven year old secretary Sharon Watson was preparing to leave after a long and busy day of work when she suddenly heard her boss say over the intercom, "Miss Watson,could you please come in to my office right away."

The young woman was 5'4,149 pounds,had long curly dark blond hair with a ponytail and hazel eyes.
Her large breasts and thin stomach were covered by a white shirt while a tight light blue pencil skirt covered her curvaceous hips and bubble butt.

Sharon opened the door and walked into the office of her boss Tiffany,who explained that a mouse had stolen her keys and had crawled into a rather small square vent in the wall and asked if she could retrieve them for her.

The young blond looked at the vent and said, "I love to get your keys for you but there's no way I'm going to fit in there,my breasts are simply too big."

Her boss said, "Please Sharon,if you do this for me,I'll give you two weeks paid vacation and a raise."

Sharon put her concerns about whether she would fit to the back of her mind and agreed to try but did say, "Could you please not stare at my backside while I'm in there," which Tiffany reluctantly agreed to.

The young woman then stuck her head inside the vent and after a brief struggle,her entire top half was soon inside,leaving only her hips,behind and legs sticking out as her boss tried to not stare but thought to herself, "Wow,she certainly has been enjoying the biscuits and cakes recently."

Sharon soon found the mouse,who smiled at her before dropping the keys then ran off as she put them in her shirt pocket and said, "I've got them and I'm coming out now," as she then tried to back out of the vent but was shocked to discover that she couldn't.

"Stupid boobs,why must you cause me so many problems," said the young blond to herself as she placed her hands against the vent and pushed and pushed with all her might but still it just refused to release it's grip on her.

Her now concerned boss asked, "Sharon,are you all right in there,do you need some help?"

"I'm fine thanks,it's just a bit more difficult than I thought," said Sharon as she thought of her mother's words, "What goes in,must always come out," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again,even putting her right foot against the wall for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was completely and utterly stuck in the vent.

"Oh,it's just no use,Miss Jackson,I think I'm stuck,could you please pull me out," said the now exhausted young woman.

"Oh my god,I'm so sorry I got you into this mess,don't worry,I'll soon have you out," said Tiffany as she then grabbed onto her secretary's hips and pulled and pulled with all her might for several minutes without any success until she lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the carpet.

"Oh,it's no good,you just won't budge,I'll go and get help," said the panicking boss as she then ran while Sharon took out her phone and called her husband Mark and said, "I might a bit late home,I'm in a bit of a tight spot at the moment."

She then spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again and said, "I should have known my love of biscuits and cakes would eventually come back to haunt me," before a bird began pecking at her backside as she said, "Excuse me,could you please stop doing that," as it then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began pulling.

"Hey,stop pulling at my skirt like that,it's my best one," said the young blond as she wiggled her rear end but still the bird refused to let go and continued to pull until a RIP sound was heard.

Sharon's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the bird had pulled off the seat of her skirt,exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by red panties with tiny pink roses on them for all the world to see.

"This is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least,I didn't wear my teddy bear panties," said the young woman as she then began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

Tiffany soon returned with her secretary's best friend Bernadette and Anna who burst into laughter when they saw Sharon's barely-covered backside sticking out of the vent.

Bernadette had also brought some butter and after removing her friend's ripped skirt then rubbing it all over her lower half and said, "Now brace yourself,because this next part is probably going to hurt," as she then grabbed onto her best friend's hips,Tiffany pulled Bernadette's waist while Anna pulled Tiffany's legs.

"All right ladies,pull," said Bernadette as the trio pulled and pulled and pulled with all their strength on the poor secretary,who said, "OW,OW,OW,this really hurts,I feel like I'm going to be pulled in half," as the bird joined the epic tug of war by tugging at the hem of Anna's skirt as a POP sound was suddenly heard.

Sharon was pulled from the vent in the wall,sending the four young women tumbling backwards into a heap on the carpet as the bird looked on.

"Thank goodness for that,I'm finally unstuck," said the young blond as she hugged her friends and boss before thanking them and the bird,who winked at her before flying away for helping her out.

She then suddenly felt a cool breeze and remembered that her skirt was off and quickly put it back on as a laughing Anna joked, "Nice panties Sharon,my daughter was the exact same pair."

The young woman then gave Tiffany her keys,who gave her blazer jacket to her to cover up the hole in her skirt as everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation.

Sharon received her raise and two weeks paid vacation and when her husband asked about her torn skirt,she replied, "It's a funny story," as she told him everything ,which caused him to burst into laughter while also being happy that she was all right.

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