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A young woman gets herself stuck in a tree trunk after a black cat takes her keys.
Twenty-five year old Sinead Watson was out driving when she decided to stop, stretch her legs, eat her chocolate muffin and drink some of her water.

The young woman was 5'3, 143 pounds, had beautiful short light curly blond hair and brown eyes covered by glasses.
Her breasts and thin stomach were covered by a red sweater with a denim jacket over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a short pink skirt with black tights.

As she was finishing up eating and drinking, Sinead began texting her best friend Laura when she suddenly spotted a black cat and not looking where she was going, accidentally tripped over rock and watched in horror as her keys flew out of her jacket pocket and were picked up by the cat, who flew into a rather small hole in a nearby tree trunk.

The young blond ran over to the tree trunk and stuck her hands inside the hole but still her keys were just out of her reach as she then twice unsuccessfully asked the cat nicely to return them to her.

She then realised that she would have to enter the tree trunk to retrieve them as she didn't have her spare pair as she tried to put her concerns about whether she would fit given the hole's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

Sinead placed her bag beside the tree trunk then stuck her head inside the hole and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out, giving passers-by an absolutely stunning view of her lower half.

The young woman found the cat, who dropped the keys and smiled at her before running off as she put them in her jacket pocket and also found a blue rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I hope no one sees me like this," as she then tried to back of the tree trunk but was absolutely shocked to discover that she was unable to.

"You have got to be kidding me, maybe sticking my entire top half in here after that big lunch and second peice of chocolate fudge cake wasn't my best idea ever," said Sinead as she placed her hands against the tree trunk and pushed and pushed with all her might but still it just refused to release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated young blond said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid tree trunk," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself stuck free again, even putting her left foot against the tree trunk for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit by the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck in the hole.

"Oh, it's just no use, I'm officially stuck, curse my curvaceous figure and love of biscuits and sweets," said Sinead, who couldn't believe that she had actually gotten herself stuck in a hole in a tree trunk then thought about calling her wife Mary or Laura but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag.

She then called out, "Help,Could someone please help me, I'm stuck,help," but no one was nearby to hear her voice except a schoolgirl who chose to ignore her as she realised that she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

The young woman spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself stuck free again following a brief struggle and said, "How can I be stuck, I'm not even fat," before suddenly feeling something sniffing at her behind and said, "Sarah, is that you," but was extremely disappointed to hear a dog barking and said, "Oh, you're just a dog, you're absolutely no help,please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone."

It then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began pulling.

Sinead began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my skirt like that, you naughty dog, it's my favourite one," but still the dog continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

The young blond's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the dog had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by light blue panties with tiny ponies on them for all the world to see.

Sinead said, "I knew I shouldn't have those panties today, this is officially the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as the schoolgirl then drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

The young woman said, "Me and my big mouth," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

Sinead had now been stuck for more than an hour and said, "I think I'm going to be stuck here forever."

She then suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her then a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Sinead's underpants," and realised that it belonged to her friend and first kiss, a curvaceous brunette named Stephanie.

The young brunette then asked, "Sinead, is that actually you, what on earth are you doing in there and why can I see your pants?"

The absolutely humiliated young blond then explained the entire situation before asking, "Steph, Could you please pull me out of here?"

Stephanie replied, "Oh, you poor thing, don't worry, I'll happily help you out," as she then grabbed Sinead's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength.

"OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, Steph,I'm not moving, put your back into it," said Sinead .

The young brunette said, " I am putting my back into it, how did you get yourself this stuck, " as she suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

Stephanie said, "Oh, it's just no use, you just won't budge, you've certainly wedged yourself in there, I think we need more help because right now, you're going absolutely no where," as she took her close friend's phone out of her bag and called for help.

Mary and Laura soon arrived with the foursome's close friend Daniella and her daughter Lacy as everyone burst into laughter when they saw the young woman's barely-covered backside sticking out of the hole in the tree trunk.

"You look really funny, are you all right, aunty Sinead," asked the confused and concerned young girl.

Sinead heard the concern in Lacy's voice and said, "Don't worry Lacy, I'm fine thanks I'm just really stuck right now."

Stephanie said, "I tried to pull her out but she just wouldn't budge and I don't know how we're going to get her out of there."

Mary took charge of the situation and grabbed onto her wife's hips and said, "Everyone, grab hold, if we all pull, she'll definitely budge, don't worry honey, we'll soon have you out of there but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt."

Laura grabbed onto Mary's waist while Stephanie pulled Laura's legs and Danielle pulled Stephanie's t-shirt.

Lacy then asked, "Mom, can I help, I'm really strong."

Danielle said, "Of course, you can darling, just grab onto my dress and pull as hard as you can," as her daughter then grabbed onto the hem of her short red dress with white polka dots.

"All right ladies," said Mary as the epic tug of war with the hole in the tree trunk over her wife began.
"OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts," said Sinead as she still just wouldn't budge a single inch.
Her wife said, "Heave," once again as everyone pulled and pulled even harder.
"OW, OW, this isn't going to work, I think I'm being pulled in two," said the young blond as the tree trunk still stubbornly refused to let her leave.
Lacy then joked, "Mom, this is just like the enormous turnip story you read to me," as everyone began laughing.
The now extremely determined Mary said, "Come on ladies, we can't give up, we can actually do this, really put your backs into it, Heave," as she placed her feet against the tree trunk for more leverage as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength.

The dog began pulling at the hem of Lacy's skirt while the black cat pulled the hem of Mary's skirt as poor Sinead was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the front of her t-shirt as the epic struggle suddenly ended up with an extremely loud POP sound.

The young woman was pulled from the hole in the tree trunk at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the dog and black cat looked on.

Sinead said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might actually be stuck in forever," as she hugged and kissed her wife before hugging everyone else including the dog and black cat, who both licked her face before thanking everyone for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," joked a laughing Laura.

The young blond then remembered that everyone including Lacy could see her underwear and quickly used her denim jacket to cover up the hole in her skirt and tights before taking everyone for something to eat to say thank you for rescuing her as they all laughed at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.

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