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Rated: 13+ · Other · Comedy · #2232839
A young man gets himself stuck in a hole in a tree trunk and needs help from his wife.
Twenty-five year old Tommy Watson was out driving with his wife Tanya when he spotted the perfect place for the two of them to stop and have their picnic lunch together.

The young man was 6'5,225 pounds,had short light brown hair and blue eyes covered by glasses.
He wore a light blue t-shirt with a black leather jacket over the top of it and denim jeans which covered his curvy hips and bubble butt which his wife joked was even bigger than hers.

As the two were finishing up eating, Tanya put in her earphones to listen to her music while Tommy began texting his best friend Mark when he accidentally tripped over his own feet and watched in horror as his keys flew out of his jacket pocket and into a rather small hole in a nearby tree trunk.

He ran over to the tree trunk and stuck his hands inside the hole but his keys were still just out of his reach.

Tommy then realised that he would have to enter the tree trunk and tried to put his concerns about possibly getting stuck due to the hole's rather small size as he stuck his head inside and after a brief struggle,his entire top half was soon inside,leaving only his hips,backside and legs sticking out,giving passers-by an absolutely wonderful view of his lower half.

The young man soon found his keys then put them in his jacket pocket and also found a red rose,his wife's favourite flower and put it in his other pocket before suddenly feeling something poke his butt and laughter coming from behind him and realised that it belonged to his wife.

Tanya,a curvaceous blond wearing a short red dress with white polka dots,black tights and a denim jacket over the top of it joked, " I can't believe it,I leave you alone for five minutes and find you with your rear end sticking out of a tree trunk, although,I'm not complaining about the view but what on earth are you doing in there?"

Tommy then explained the entire situation and jokingly wiggling his rear end and said, "I hope you enjoyed the view because I'm coming out now," as he then tried to back of the tree trunk but was absolutely shocked to discover that he was unable to.

"You have got to be kidding me,I knew I shouldn't have eaten that second peice of chocolate sponge cake," said the young man as he placed his hands against the tree trunk and pushed and pushed with all his might but still it just refused to release it's grip on him.

His now concerned wife asked, "Tommy,are you all right,are you stuck in there?"

Tommy replied, "I'm fine thanks and don't be ridiculous,honey,of course,I'm not stuck," as he then tried to push and wiggle himself free again,even putting his right foot against the tree trunk for more leverage but still he just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that he was in fact completely and utterly stuck.

"Oh,it's just no use,honey,you're not going to believe this but I think I'm stuck,could you please pull me out," said the young man,who couldn't believe that he actually gotten himself stuck in a tree trunk.

Tanya placed her right hand over her face in disbelief at her husband's predicament and said, "This could literally only to you but don't worry,I'll soon have you out," as she then grabbed onto his hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength.

"OW,OH,OW,Come on honey, I'm not really moving,really put your back into it,pull," said Tommy.

"I am putting my back into it,it's not as easy as it sounds,you're really wedged in there tight," said the young blond as she then lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

"It's no good,you just won't budge,I'll go and get help,I'm sorry I hurt you," said Tanya as she then ran off as fast as she could.

The young man thought about calling Mark but remembered that his phone was in his jeans pocket and realised that he should probably get comfy because he wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

He then spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle himself free again following a brief rest before suddenly feeling something sniffing at his behind but was disappointed to hear a sheep baaing and said, "Oh,you're just a sheep,you're absolutely no help," as it then grabbed onto the seat of his jeans and began pulling.

Tommy began wiggling his rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my jeans like that,you naughty sheep,there my favourite pair," but still the sheep continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

The young man's face turned beet red with embarrassment as he realised that the sheep had pulled off the seat of his jeans,exposing his bubble butt which was covered blue boxers with tiny teddy bears on them for all the world to see.

"I knew I shouldn't have worn these boxers today but at least,my day can't possibly get any worse," said Tommy as someone drew a smiley face on his boxers before taking a picture then ran off as a bird began pecking at his backside.

"I just had to tempt fate,didn't I," said the young man as he then began laughing at the ridiculousness of his current position.

His wife soon returned with Mark,Mark's wife Lilly,her own best friend Sally and the couple's close friend Bernadette as everyone burst into laughter when they saw Tommy's barely-covered behind sticking out of the tree trunk.

Tanya then grabbed onto her humiliated husbands hips and said, "Don't worry honey,we'll soon have you out but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt," as Mark grabbed onto her waist while Lilly pulled her husband's belt,Sally pulled Lilly's hips and Bernadette pulled Sally's t-shirt.

"All right everyone,Heave," said the young blond as the epic tug of war with the tree trunk over her husband began.
"OW,OW,OH,Ouch,that really hurts," said Tommy as he still wouldn't budge a single inch.
"Heave," said Tanya as everyone pulled and pulled with all their strength.
"OW,this is ridiculous,I think I'm going to be pulled in two," said the young man as the tree trunk still refused to let him leave.
"Come on everyone,we can actually do this,really put your backs into it,heave," said the young woman as everyone pulled,tugged and heaved with all their strength as the sheep began pulling at the hem of Tanya's dress.

The bird began pulling at the hem of Bernadette's skirt as poor Tommy was streched to his absolute limit until finally,a POP sound was heard.

The young man was finally pulled from the hole in the tree trunk at last,sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the sheep and the bird looked on.

"Thank goodness for that,I'm finally free,I thought I might be stuck in there forever," said Tommy as he hugged and kissed his wife before hugging everyone else including the sheep,who licked his face before thanking everyone including the bird,who winked at him before flying away.

"It was absolutely no problem,I needed some exercise this week,I absolutely love your boxers by the way especially the smiley face,very cute," joked a laughing Bernadette.

The young man then remembered that everyone could see his underwear and quickly used his jacket before everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation as they went to have something to eat together after all their efforts.

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