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A young woman gets herself stuck in a rather small vent and needs help from her wife.
Twenty-five year old Victoria Thompson was in her bedroom one afternoon when she suddenly moved a chest of drawers and was absolutely shocked to discover a rather small square vent in the wall and said, "I wonder if there is actually anything interesting in there."

The young woman was 5'6, 146 pounds, had beautiful short light brown hair and brown eyes.
Her breasts and thin stomach were covered by a black sweater with a denim jacket over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a dark blue pencil skirt with black tights.

Victoria looked at the vent and let her curiosity get the better of her and decided to enter it but then said, "This is going to be an extremely tight squeeze," as she tried to put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to it's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

The young brunette placed her bag beside the wall then stuck her head inside the vent and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out.

Victoria found an cardboard box containing all her action figures and comic books that she had been were accidentally thrown out by her mom years ago and began looking through them then began jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, thank goodness no one can see me like this," as she then suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her and realised that it belonged to her extremely confused wife.

Sinead, a slightly less curvy blond said, "Victoria, I can't believe it, I leave you alone for five minutes and find you with your rear end sticking out of a vent, I'm certainly not complaining about the view but what on earth are you doing in there?"

The young woman explained the entire situation before saying, "I hope you enjoyed the view because I'm coming out now, remember we're supposed to meet Lisa for lunch soon," as she then tried to back of the vent but was absolutely shocked to discover that she was unable to.

Victoria said to herself, "You have got to be kidding me, why did I eat that big breakfast and second peice of chocolate fudge cake," as she placed her hands against the vent and pushed and pushed with all her might but still it just refused to release it's grip on her.

Her now concerned wife asked, "Victoria, are you all right, you seem to be struggling, are you stuck in there?"

The now concerned and slightly frustrated young brunette stubbornly refused to admit the truth and said, "I'm fine thanks and don't be ridiculous, of course, I'm not stuck," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself stuck free again, even putting her left foot against the wall for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck in the vent.

Victoria said, "Oh, it's just no use, Sinead, I think I'm stuck, could you please pull me out of here," as she couldn't believe that she had actually gotten herself stuck in a vent in her bedroom wall.

The young blond placed her right hand over her face in disbelief at her wife's predicament and said, "This could literally only happen to you but don't worry, I'll happily pull you out," as she then grabbed onto the young woman's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength.

Victoria said, "OW, Ouch, OW, Sinead, please stop pulling on me like that, it really hurts, OW," as her wife lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the carpet.

Sinead said, "Oh, it's just no good, you just won't budge, you've really wedged yourself in there tight, I'm so sorry I hurt you, I'll go and get help," as she then ran off as fast as she possibly could.

The young brunette thought about calling her best friend Lisa or her close friend Maria but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag and realised that she should probably get comfy because she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Victoria spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself stuck free again following a brief rest and reading a Wonder Woman and said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, how can I be stuck, I'm not even fat, I bet Wonder Woman had never gotten herself stuck in a vent," as she suddenly felt her dog Brian sniffing her backside and said, "Hi boy, unfortunately, I'm stuck and I don't think you'll be any help to me."

Her dog then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began pulling as the young woman began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my skirt like that, you naughty boy, it's my best one," but Brian continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

Victoria's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that her dog had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by pink panties with tiny Batman symbols for all the world to see.

The young brunette said, "This is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind after coming in through the open window.

Victoria said, "Me and my big mouth," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

The young woman had now been stuck for more than an hour and was beginning to think she might be stuck in the vent forever as she unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself stuck free again when she suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her then a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Victoria's underpants," and realised that it belonged to Lisa, who arrived with Sinead and Maria and her next door neighbour Sarah and her teenage daughter Anna.

The absolutely humiliated Victoria explained the entire situation before wondering if she should just remain stuck because she would never live this down as her wife grabbed onto her hips and said, "Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of there and promise to never tell anyone about this but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt."

Lisa pulled Sinead's waist while Maria pulled Lisa's legs, Sarah pulled Maria's t-shirt, Anna pulled the hem of her mother's skirt and even Brian helped by pulling the hem of Anna's dress.

The young blond said, "All right everyone, remember to put your backs into it, 1, 2, 3, Heave," as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength as the epic tug of war with the vent over her wife began.

The poor young brunette said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, this isn't going to work, I'm being pulled in two," and was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the back of Sinead's shorts as a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

Victoria was pulled from the vent in the wall at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the carpet as her dog and the bird looked on.

The young woman said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might actually be stuck in there forever," as she hugged and kissed her wife before hugging everyone else including Brian, who licked her face before thanking everyone including the bird, who winked at her before flying away for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, I need some exercise this week, nice panties by the way, I never knew you were a Batman fan," said a laughing Maria.

Victoria then remembered that everyone including Anna could see her underwear and quickly used her denim jacket to cover the hole in her skirt and tights before deciding to give her box of action figures and comic books to the absolutely overjoyed teenage girl before taking everyone for lunch and buying a big bone for her dog to say thank you for rescuing her as everyone laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.

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