"The Amazing Bovine Team"

Writer's Cramp 25/1/26

The Moo England Pat Rioters took to the field,
Trampled their way through foes who'd not yield,
From endzone to endzone, they made quite a rush,
Butt leavings of theirs, made spectators blush.

Together they rallied, 'til none could withstand
the milk of their labours, when they took a stand,
Moo Jones and his brothers, who charged with great might,
A bovine brigade, a terrible sight.

Led by Bull-chick from the back of the farm,
Who demanded a player with the strength in his arm
to carry the team as they went for gold,
Cause the cream of his crop, well, they're getting old.

They rose to the top, but it couldn't last,
Their best way behind them, stuck in the past,
And though they may stumble, together they’ll stand,
The Amazing Bovine Team, united and grand!