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| Monogamy is a funny thing. People seem to value it in their partners, but not so much when it comes to themselves. Ashley Madison For Women: 1. Teachers 2. Stay-at-home Moms 3. Nurses 4. Administrative Assistants 5. Real Estate Agents For Men: 1. Physicians 2. Police Officers 3. Lawyers 4. Real Estate Agents 5. Engineers I'm really not sure what we've learned here, other than that Real Estate Agents are whores (which we kinda already knew), or maybe that people with power like to dominate (also, really, not surprising!)... but, at least, if you're in a relationship with a member of any of these professions, you now know to stalk them wherever they go and to go through their phone when they're in the shower! |