Snow Melt

War Chest Wednesday: A Snow of All Trades

War Chest Wednesday! The January 8, 2014 prompt for "30-Day Blogging Challenge ON HIATUS"  is
If you had the choice, would you rather be incredibly gifted and talented at one thing, or slightly better than average at lots of different things? Why?

I want to be a Snow of all trades,
slightly better then average
at a multitude of jobs.

The things I want to be above average at are the mundane things I encounter on a regular basis. I would like be able to unclog a sink using a snake or replace a facet without having to call a plumber or a relative. I would like to be able to change an overhead light without having someone stand behind the ladder to catch me if I fall. I would like to be able to change my own oil (I can change a flat tire if I have the proper equipment). I would like to be slightly better then average at doing the little things around the house or apartment without calling a technician and having to wait at home all day when I could be at the gym flirting with all the old men or young men.

I don't mind being the average Snow,
I'd just like to do things
slightly better then average
once in a while.

Now for a little musical or comedy relief