This book holds the items for the contest I enter in 2019, 2020, and beyond. |
Drama Queen, Not I was never a Drama Queen; I couldn't pull the part off convincingly! Maybe it was because the small dramas in my life were too traumatic to pretend anything else was dramatic. I was born bald-- completely and utterly bald-- without even baby fuzz on my poor little female head. Even when Mama dressed me in tiny pink girly dresses everyone who saw me mistook me for a boy. And then there were the glass baby bottle incidents. I was a bottle baby-- for some weird reason the doctors thought bottle fed babies were healthier-- who was weaned too early. I would get mad, throw a tantrum, and heave my glass baby bottle out of the car's open window, breaking the bottle. Mom got tired of purchasing baby bottles every week and weaned me. Sometimes I wander, if the two incidents were connected: Could I have been so angry, that people were mistaking me for a boy, that I cried and tossed the bottle out the window? Poe's Note: ▶︎ |