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My random thoughts and reactions to my everyday life. The voices like a forum.

I do not know quite what happened or when , but my hubby and I now qualify for seniors' discounts at some venues. This creates a quandary; in order to save money, but not face, we have to admit to our age. HMMMM..... We definitely do not consider ourselves to be old. In this day and age ,when people as a whole are living longer and healthier lives why are 'young seniors', those in their fifties, like moi, considered 'old'?? It's so true that age is just a perception! "Maturity" is very objective/subjective, and I object! Whew, a few years have skittered by since I composed this biography block. Those "fifties" are in the rear view mirror and they are distant, fond memories. Oh, I do not plan to stop writing any time soon.
September 17, 2016 at 10:41pm
September 17, 2016 at 10:41pm
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PROMPT: Creative Saturday! Conduct a brief four question interview with yourself... but do not use four out of the following five words in your questions and responses: who, what, where, when, why.
          Mýself: So, I hear you allegedly experienced another accident. Could you set the scene? Me: I sure can. I was alone in our camper minding my own business, reading a book. It was a good who-done-it, too. I guess I kinda forgot the time, and my surroundings. My bladder reminded me I'd been sitting for a while, and ignoring her.
          Myself: Okay. Did you respond to that urge? How did you react? Me: Well, I jumped up, and hurriedly took a few steps. Wham! The next thing I knew, my right foot stubbed that new ottoman. You know, the wooden one that looks like a lobster trap. Damn, it's solid! But that didn't hurt nearly as much as my rib cage slamming into the window frame. That shook some tears and choice words loose.
          Myself: Ouch! Were there any other injuries? Nothing else? Any other casualties? Me: Sigh, you know me too well. I guess as my ribs got up close and personal with the window sill, my right arm flung out, and punched through the screen. While swinging, my elbow knocked the aluminum edge of the screen. Gravity got a hold of me then, pulling me to the floor. The poor screen looks a little worst for the wear. More of my battered toe nail is missing. More abrasions and contusions have been added to my collection.
          Myself: Oh my God, I feel your pain. Wait, were you drinking, drinking heavily? Me: Are you suggesting I was drunk? Well, I was knocking back cups of tea. A klutz like me should really not have extra floor clutter just lying around.


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