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 As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book |
| Evolution of Love Part 2 |
I've just finished reading a book about the world's greatest basement ... It was a best cellar. 😫 Horses have lower divorce rates. It's because they are in stable relationships. 😋 My laptop caught pneumonia, apparently because I left Windows open. 🙄 I thought swimming with dolphins was expensive until I went swimming with sharks ... It cost me an arm and a leg. 😫 It's pretty obvious that if I run in front of a car, I will get tired, but if I run behind a car, I will get exhausted. 🫢 90% of bald people still own a comb; they just can't part with it. 😱 Every morning, I get hit by the same bicycle ... It's a vicious cycle. 👏🏻 The word incorrectly is spelt incorrectly in every dictionary. 🤪 I've been experimenting with breeding racing deer. People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck. 🤣 What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line. 🤪 Nudists are always trustworthy... they have nothing to hide. 🤔🫣😆😊🤔 |
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