This choice: Mega Butt and the Vorrior begin their takeover of the town and its people • Go Back...Chapter #6Mega Butt Strikes, And Strikes Hard! by: TheNewJaxson   The Vorrior was an amazing success, other than her need to feed through her ass so often, something Mega Butt was perfectly willing to throw some of her followers at, she was the perfect acolyte. She was quickly sent to the local high schools, where her popularity as a cheerleader, and all around hotness helped to court younger parishioners. Even her flatulence lent power to the cause, being a “Divine Blessing,” from Mega Butt herself. Mega Butt’s army soon numbered in the thousands, the Vorrior preaching her faith and sharing her blessing with all who would hear and smell them.
“We strike soon,” Mega Butt told her faithful followers. “We will demand the town and its surrounding country side to be turned over to us, and secede from these God awful United States. We will expand out borders and soon become a true word power! A stinky world power! Praise be to my Mega Butt!”
“Praise be to the Mega Butt!” the chorus sang out inside the mega church.
“Now as Cardinal Joshua leads us in a song, Mega Butt’s Flatulent Hymn 14-12, I will release a cloud of my divine gas for all of you to enjoy,” Mega Butt preached. She turned her amazing rump to the crowd and even over the voices of thousands, her erupting flatus could be heard, a comforting reverberation of farts. As the crowd went into a rendition of Divine Gaseous Justice, the Vorrior prayed that Mega Butt would follow her. “Take your reward and tell me what it is, my most faithful.”
The Vorrior leaned down and ran her nose down the crack of Mega Butt’s over inflated ass. “Thank you oh Goddess. We have attained the permits to gather in the park, this coming Saturday. We may gather from 8 am to 8 pm.”
“Good. While the masses gather we can begin our plans,” Mega Butt passed gas, and waved it from her butt hole. The Vorrior and the gathered Cardinals and Bishops greedily sniffed up whatever wafted towards them. “Have we located the infidel and heretic known as Bird Boy?”
“We know he has been asking around the local high schools about your activities. We think he’s possibly a student.”
“And how did you come by this information?” Mega Butt asked, farting into a cupped hand and smelling it.
“Just another deathbed confessional,” The Vorrior smiled, before farting and laughing.
“Good, he will be drawn to us, and then we strike,” Mega Butt announced rising into the air on the winds of her fart.
The day of the rally had gone exactly as planned. Mega Butt hovered on her farts as she moved down the street, her thousands of followers marching behind her to the park. The only person conspicuous by her absence was the Vorrior. But she was there, just camped out on the rooftop of City Hall across from the park. “Any sign, my most devoted follower?” Mega Butt asked through a radio head set.
“None yet your divineness, but he’ll show. He can’t help himself, the do-gooder.”
“Praise be with you then.”
“Blessed be your mega butt.” The Vorrior continued her stake out; a little disappointed that she could not hear the sermons her lord served in the park. She could hear the roars of approval and hear the chants, “Praise be the mega butt,” and “ Let the divine gas protect us.”
Jake checked his power armor over. He had developed it after witnessing Mega Butt’s power at the former warehouse district. He powered it by a single hair he had stolen from the End, “Enough energy to destroy a galaxy,” he said in awe. He wasn’t sure if he should go through with this confrontation, but when he saw most of his high school and their catholic high school rivals in the crowd, he knew Bird Boy was needed. He powered up his armor, turning himself into a 12 foot mechanized warrior, patterned after a Gundam. “Let’s do this!” he cried, slamming his powerful gauntlets together, and unfurling his motorized wings.
Mega Butt was smiling. She watched as the police were useless in stopping her peaceful demonstration. They sat there hoping for an excuse to break this up, and if Mega Butt knew Bird Boy, one was coming. A crackle of static in her ear told her it begun, “ ***Watch ou-<skrk> -tress! He has a po- <shrk> -mor!*** I can’t st- <skrk> -im!***”
Mega Butt sneered as her beloved minion fell from the sky and to her feet, her battered body letting out a long fart as she slipped into a coma. Bird Boy lowered himself to the ground on his rocket boosters, as the crowd scattered. “You made a mistake hurting my acolyte,” Mega Butt told him calmly.
“And you made a mistake not striking first!” Bird Boy yelled. He hit Mega Butt as hard as he could, hitting her in some quickly crossed arms, and sending her skidding backwards on her heels, carving twin twenty foot trenches. “No way,” he whispered as she lowered her arms showing no damage at all, and just an evil smile. Bird Boy readied another blow when he was pelted by debris, not that it could hurt him in his armor, but it was distracting. “What are you people doing?” he screamed.
A voice from the crowd simply yelled, “Leave our God alone!”
Before he could scream to them that they were brainwashed, the crowd scattered, and Bird Boy was cast in shadow. He looked up to see Mega Butt holding the top ten floors of an office building, her farts more than powerful enough to keep them hovering 200 feet in the air without strain. She laughed and sent it rocketing downwards, burying Bird Boy. “oh God.”
Mega Butt landed hoping to find her enemy among the rubble. She was surprised when he freed his upper body and right arm, “What will it take to stop you?” she laughed, amused by his meager displays of power.
“More than you have!” Bird Boy screamed, blasting her with his arm cannon.
Mega Butt was sent hurtling backwards and through the walls of the ice hockey arena, and into the middle of the ice. She gathered herself up and saw that the stands were packed for the game she inadvertently interrupted. She knew she had a little time before Bird Boy would be free, and smiled. Her big fat ass erupted with a powerful fart, quickly filling the arena with her butt funk seducing everyone. “Become one with your new God!” she announced and the fans and players alike stormed the ice all in an effort to be the first one to become part of her butt. All 4 thousand people.
Bird Boy cursed and struggled as it took him nearly 25 minutes to extricate himself from the rubble, the whole time wondering why Mega Butt had not come for him. He finally was free and followed her trail of destruction to the ice arena. Inside he saw a sight that made him want to throw up. Dozens of people were diving into her ass, her ability to absorb them quicker and in more numbers growing as she absorbed more and more people. Bird Boy gulped as he looked around to an empty arena, knowing minutes ago it was packed.
Mega Butt’s cackle brought him back to reality. “I am more powerful then ever! My Godhood assured!” Before he could blink Mega Butt rocketed forward on her fart, hitting Bird Boy’s power armor with her strength, which had increased exponentially, making her the strongest person in the universe by far. His power armor blew apart from the force, doing little to protect him as all his ribs shattered, his spine broke, and the bones of his left arm and upper legs turned to powder. His lung collapsed and his kidney exploded as his stomach ruptured. Bird Boy realized he had only moments to live if help didn’t arrive soon.
But the only thing to arrive was the End. They strode through the arena and stopped over Bird Boy. “You will not die just yet Jacob,” the End said soothingly, “For you have much to suffer yet, for what you stole from me.” The End picked up their hair and nodded to Mega Butt. The End was the only person Mega Butt would acknowledge as an equal to her Godhood. She nodded back and watched the End depart, hoping they would show for their weekly Stratego game tomorrow.
“And now you die,” Mega Butt growled, her ass sputtering and spurting with flatulent might, tornadoes and high winds following behind her, produced by even her smallest of farts.
“Not yet Mega Butt!” Cat Girl instructed as she landed between Mega Butt and the pitiful remains of Bird Boy.
“If you say so,” Mega Butt said dismissively attacking Cat Girl, a fart blaring from her badonkadonk. “Prepare to join the heaven that is my ass!”
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