(Written By Anonymous)
"You can wait in here. Mayor Lang should be with you shortly."
The secretary smiled and left, and you sat down in the mayor's office. You were a citizen of Smallville who had come to talk to the mayor about issues you were having with the water quality at your house. Specifically, the water had taken on a yellowish tint that you presumed was some sulfur contamination.
Little did you know, the water was in fact contaminated with X-Kryptonite, a dangerous element from space that was known to have unpredictable consequences on people who were exposed to it.
Suddenly, the room began to spin. You stood up, woozy, and took a step forward, holding yourself up with Lana's desk. Another step, and you grabbed Lana's chair, causing it to slide out a bit. You tumbled forward, and expected to hit your head on the chair and feel your knees hit the ground. Instead, you kept falling. You opened your eyes to see a large black plane rushing towards you, not the gray tiles of the floor.
SMACK
You crashed down into a giant black cushion, doing a painful belly flop down onto it. Groaning in pain, you rolled over and sat up, confused by what had happened. To one side, the black surface you were on curved into the air, and on the other... was a giant desk. It clicked: you had shrunk somehow, and you had landed on Lana's chair!
Right on cue, the door creaked open, and an absolutely massive woman strode into the room. It was Lana Lang, as expected, but you'd never imagined seeing her like this. She looked around the room confused, probably looking for the man she was supposed to meet.
"Huh, I thought someone was supposed to be waiting in here for me..." Lana said.
"I am! I'm down here!" You called, your tiny voice not travelling far from your place on the seat.
Lana started walking towards you, her heels CLACKing loudly on the ground with each step. You figured she had heard you and was coming to investigate. But when Lana arrived, she only wondered for a moment why her chair wasn't pushed in before turning her back to it.
Your jaw dropped at the sight of Lana's giant butt, wrapped in her tight black slacks. You realized what was about to happen to you and gulped.
"Lana, wai-" You started only for...
WHUMP
Lana Lang's butt dropped right on top of you, effortlessly pinning you to the seat under her tremendous weight. One of her gigantic round butt cheeks landed on either side of you, giving your shrunken body no choice but to fall down into a laying position under her crack. You were on your back now, with your face buried in her pants as her butt pressed down on your face, giant cheeks collapsing inward onto you.
Up above, Lana turned to a pile of documents on her desk. Being the mayor was keeping her busy. It took her a few moments of looking at her papers before she realized something felt different. Her chair was... comfortable? She'd been wanting to order a new one since she got this job, but had been far too busy cleaning up the last mayor's mess. Curious, she leaned from side to side, experimenting.
Half of your body was suddenly crushed much harder as Lana leaned to the right, letting her right butt cheek press down hard on you. It tried to push you away, but her left cheek remained an immovable barrier, holding you in place so the right cheek could focus on squishing you. Then she leaned to the other side, and the cheeks switched roles, each taking it's turn to get a feel for what exactly was under them.
Lana was increasingly convinced there was something on her seat. It felt like there was a little cushion right where she needed it most, on the inner edges of her cheeks. Unable to focus on anything else, Lana stood up, turned around, and bent over to look at her seat. What she saw was the last thing she expected: a tiny person feebly trying to sit up.
You'd met Lana before, and you weren't exactly intimidated by the dies of talking to a town mayor. But you were intimidated by talking to a Statue of Liberty sized giant woman who had just flattened you under her ass, and now had her giant eyes fixed on you. So all you managed was a "Uhhh... Hi."
"Who are you? And what're you doing on my chair?" Lana said. "Are you the guy I had an appointment with?"
"Yes! I was waiting for you, and then I got dizzy and shrunk and fell on your chair. And then you... uh... sat on me."
"Sorry about that. I don't usually check my seat for tiny people." Lana said. "Do you have any idea what happened?"
Your only guess was that this water contamination issue has done this to you. So you explained to Lana the reason you had come, and how maybe it was related to what happened to you.
"So you think maybe whatever is in your water shrunk you? Stranger things have certainly happened in Smallville..." Lana said.
"Do you think you can help me?" You asked.
What does Lana do?
1. Lana says that you are the only thing she's found that makes her desk chair comfortable, so she wants you back under her butt for at least the rest of the day.
2. Lana promises to help you, but she has a very busy day ahead of her, so for now she slips you into her bra so you don't get lost.
3. It's her daughter Sarah's 16th birthday, and she had been struggling to think of a suitable present. Now she thinks you'll make a perfect gift.
4. Lana thinks this is a job for world famous reporter Lois Lane, so she calls Lois and hands you off to her.
5. It turns out it's bring your child to work day, and so Lana's daughter is with her at the mayor's office and very bored. Lana decides you'll be the perfect toy to keep her occupied.