That Cat

A poem that makes fun of my cat. I love her, but she is a pain in my butt.

Look at that cat,
Sittin' there-thinking she's all that.
Poke her in the eye,
Now she thinks she's gonna die.

Look at that cat.
She thinks she knows where she's at.
Quick-stuff her in a bag,
And gag her with a rag.

Look at that cat.
She's stealing my hat.
Quick-give me the hose.
I'm gonna squirt her in the nose.

Look at that cat.
She's chasing a nat.
I'm gonna go have a look.
Then I'm gonna hit her with a book.