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I've been grooming dogs for the past 7 years, but I've also been a database manager, office manager, secretary, and substitute teacher, even though I have not one, but two, degrees in computer programming. The fact is, as a starry-eyed freshman, I had wanted to study English, but one negative English Comp professor crushed what little confidence I had, which led to my selling my soul to science. I gave up any aspirations to be a writer, until recently when a character has taken up residency in my head, so I thought it would be a worthy mental challenge to write her story. I feel like I'm on the road to redemption.
    Rated: E · Contest Entry · #2209270
    An artist discovers a new medium and creates a masterpiece, although not everyone agrees
    Rated: E · Children's · #2101121
    Man! I hate those overly aggressive morning eggs.
    Rated: E · Children's · #2097863
    Whimsical poem for children
    Rated: E · Contest Entry · #2096798
    Entry to Pen Me a Parody 2016 contest.
    Rated: E · Contest Entry · #2095376
    A parody of Men At Work's "Who Can It Be Now?" entered into Pen Me a Parody Contest 2017.
    Rated: E · Children's · #2093928
    You gotta be careful about sitting in the sun too long!
    Rated: ASR · Drama · #2070863
    Meteorite Mayhem. Entry to a Writer's Cramp Contest
    Rated: E · Horror/Scary · #2063365
    Should you take that dark path to get home? Writer's Cramp entry
    Rated: E · Children's · #2062057
    Jilly has to go to the Boo Bash dressed in last year's get-up.
    Rated: E · Contest Entry · #2061674
    Short story about a regrettable decision. Winner of the Writer's Cramp 10/14/15.
    Rated: E · Children's · #2060017
    Mayhem on the High Seas
    Rated: E · Children's · #2059847
    Calico Kitty wants attention
    Rated: E · Children's · #2058516
    What animal is your best friend forever?
    Rated: E · Children's · #2057579
    Contest entry for children's poetry, September. Placed third!
    Rated: E · Comedy · #2057395
    My first attempt at writing poetry, and I get this silly thing.
    Rated: E · Fantasy · #2056802
    A contest entry for The Writer's Cramp, September 9th, 2015
    Rated: E · Contest Entry · #2056775
    Parody of "Royals" by Lorde. 1st Place winner of September 2015 Pen Me a Parody Contest.
    Rated: 13+ · Drama · #2041123
    This is a short piece I had to write for a class.
    Rated: 13+ · Other · #2018433
    A very short story about a little girl named Annie.
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