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The (Tentative*) Topic Rotation Self Sundays: Personal blogging days about family, leisure, work, and health. May be boring. Music Mondays: Commentary, articles, and links highlighting music, theory, and ed topics. Writing Wednesdays: Discussion on the art and business of writing. "The Bradbury"  Thursdays: A weekly original short story submission.Friday Reviews**: Every Friday, I will review a minimum of one short story on WDC. * I reserve the right to change the topic of the day at any time, at least until I acquire a million followers and gain official "influencer" status, at which point I shall be more consistent in order to meet the expectations of my adoring public. ** I can only commit to one review per week. If you would like your short story to be in my reviewing queue, please send me a WDC review request. Check out my public reviews to get a sense of what to expect.
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| Is it me, or are Sundays a little emptier around here than the other days? First, my progress against writing goals. Then I'll tackle the "Self Sundays" list: Family, Leisure, Work, and Health. Writing Goals  Blogged 5 of 7 days on WDC, but missed the topic "Writing Wednesdays" Novel progress - wrote a little earlier in the week, but I do seem to be avoiding* it Blogged Music Mondays topic at michelletuesday.com/blog Wrote and submitted short story for "The Bradbury" - submitted to "The Writer's Cramp" Completed "26 Paychecks " 2nd biweekly assignment Wrote and submitted a public short story review Extra Credit: Cleaned up my portfolio for several hours over three days Extra Credit: Randomly* wrote and submitted two poems for "PromptMaster !" and "The Contest Challenge" , so I guess I'm playing those games now, too "Arctic Wind" "Respite" * I suspect these two things might be related...? I'm calling this "sophisticated procrastination" - I make it look like I'm doing fancy things to avoid grunt work. Family - Keith starts a new job in a week. It's an internal lateral move with hopefully less stress. Leisure - Played entirely too much solitaire on my new Windows laptop. I don't even like solitaire. What wizardry is this? It's just another algorithm optimized to induce addiction. I have three of the five books I checked out at the library two extensions ago, but I'm too busy with writing projects and solitaire to read them. Work - It's January. We're working on taxes and enrolling like crazy, due to all the New Year's resolutions to "learn piano this year" and guitars received as holiday gifts that the recipients don't know how to play. - Our Winter Benefit Concert for GRIN (the local food pantry) is next Saturday afternoon, so we're busy with planning and extra rehearsals. - Just hired a new music theory teacher, so, resumes, interviews, and orientations happened. - The Bureau of Workers Comp has notifies us of their intention to audit us. We changed payroll companies last June, and initially our employees were set up with the wrong BWC job codes. The codes are important because they indicate the risk level, and therefore, workers' comp insurance premiums. My employees are all receptionists and teachers (code 8868, for "College/Schools - Professors/Teacher/Clerical Professional & Clerical"), but they were incorrectly set up with higher-risk job codes. I caught it because we were over budget, and the payroll company fixed the codes. I'm guessing that triggered an audit. So, that's fun. Health - Exercise: I have not stepped on the recumbent bike or treadmill at all this week. Exercise is the one and only thing that stymies Parkinson's. PD and Type 1 diabetes generally don't play nice with each other - Parkinson's causes tremor, which can disguise low blood sugar symptoms; low carb is ideal for diabetes, while protein interferes with levadopa (a key PD drug) absorption; and have you ever tried injecting yourself with a needle with shaky hands and uncontrolled tension in your muscles? Yet, for all that, PD and T1D both love exercise. - Diabetes: Had an endocrinologist (diabetes doc) appointment (virtual - I'm a big fan of "televisits") on Monday. I needed to get my A1C tested. I asked the doc to fax over the order. Meanwhile, I also had an array of blood and urine tests for my PCP in the form of a paper order, which I don't need for a month, but I'm not one to waste a trip. So I get to the lab, hand them my paper order and tell them I have an order from another doc on the fax machine. Reception desk says, "Make sure you tell them at the window that you have a fax order, too." I take the paper to the window, tell her I have a fax order, too, and she gives me a number. I wait to be called. Then I go in, get stuck, the phlebotemist draws three vials and give me a cup to pee in. Then I go home and wait as the results start pouring in - urinalysis results, cholesterol... but guess what result I did NOT receive?  That's right: A1C. The one I went there for. The good news is, the doc didn't have my result and couldn't yell at me for being over 7.0 again.- Parkinson's Disease: Had Botox in my larynx on Wednesday for vocal dystonia. Today I can't speak above a whisper, and that will last hopefully no more than a week. Yes, it's ironic, but here's what's happening: Dystonia is a neuromuscular disorder that cause involuntary muscle tension. Ask any voice teacher: tension is a singer's enemy. Botox paralyzes the target muscle, forcing it to relax. As you can see in my nerdy graph, the Botox paralyzes the crap out of my voice for a few days (where the graph spikes up in a sharp, skinny point), then it settles down and lasts for a few months before it starts wearing off. Hence, I get the injections quarterly. That's what's up, y'all. Catch you tomorrow for Music Mondays. Hope to see you then! |
| My Friday review goes to my favorite among my Cramp competitors. I highly recommend it. It's hilarious. Although, for the record, I read all of them, and there's honestly not a bad one in the bunch. Fierce competition today. Also, I learned from John  's story (which prompted a bit of Google research) that it's Lunar New Year's Eve today, kicking off the Chinese New Year. 2026 is the Year of the Horse. Happy New Year, if you celebrate.   Here is my Review of "The Great Noodle Rebellion - 523 Words"  |
| I've been posting everywhere but my blog, so in case you missed any of it, here's what you missed. A nerdy pre-appointment analysis for my doctor, including math, spreadsheets and graphs: "Note: And they said I'd never use my biomedic..." A formal complaint about my inability to maintain a schedule: "Schedules" My completed Week 2 assignment for 26 Paychecks: "Task 2: Stalled!" A short story for The Writer's Cramp and The Bradbury, which is also a background story for my stalled novel: "The Adoption" Pardon me while I frantically throw on some clean clothes and head out so I can hopefully make it in time for Storm Machine  's lesson!  It's been a busy one. |
I left Tuesdays off the blog schedule and had no intention of blogging today. Then the universe decided to throw me a day worth documenting. However, fair warning that this is literally a bullet-point list of my day and probably less interesting than yesterday's technical music theory analysis.  Yesterday, I went to get labs drawn and had a virtual endocrinologist appointment, then kicked off a full day of chaos at the music school. Three of seven private teachers were absent, including two last-minute sick call-outs. I spent an unbudgeted hour or more after my appointment contacting possible subs, shuffling students around to other teachers and brainstorming possible coverage solutions until receptionists arrived to take over. The plumber never showed to look at the school's hot water tank, so I set up the (collapsible) ladder for nothing, and we had to take it down when the children began to arrive at 3:00. My own students were scheduled to start at 3:40, and I wasn't about to miss my first "Music Mondays" post, so I wolfed down a granola bar and some chips from the snack area and frantically cranked out the post. At 3:20*, I conducted a very short-notice certification for a teacher I recently hired, so he would be qualified to sub for some of the kids. (*Since my blog post is time-stamped 3:22, I must have started late.) I finished the certification with about five minutes to spare (potty time) before my first student arrived. I taught three hours of back-to-back lessons, including four students from the absent teachers. Luckily - or maybe by design?  - I require lesson planning from absent teachers and regular progress documentation from everyone, so the lessons went fine. Finished teaching and documentation at 7:40, and for the first time since they arrived at 1pm, walked up to the reception desk to make sure the receptionists were okay and thank them for scrambling. At 8:00 I had a second interview with a theory teacher candidate via Zoom. That took maybe half an hour. Then I put together an offer package and emailed it to the candidate before finally heading home. THE END |
The Internet - and Writing-com - are abundant with music-inspired writing. That makes me happy.  But the majority of these creations were inspired by lyrics, not the actual music.I invite you to consider letting the sounds of the music itself inspire you. I could write an entire book on the various ways we can compose and arrange musical instrumentation to represent life and emotions. But it's a busy day, so I'll start with the basics, and we'll call this Chapter 1. Here are some ways music can shape the images we see in our minds and the emotions we feel. This list is only a subset. Key In the simplest example of this, major keys sound happy, while minor keys sound sad or creepy. Instrument Choice Trumpets are used for fanfare; for example: the king/queen's entrance, the hero's return. Instrumentation Solo violin or cello can feel deeply emotional, sorrowful, vulnerable - but collect a whole orchestra full of violins and cellos, and suddenly, they can sound confident, triumphant. Articulations A fermata (holding a note longer than a listener expects) creates tension, the anticipation of something coming. A legato melody (with notes that are smoothly connected and flowing) could evoke a river or gentle breeze. A staccato passage (short, bouncy, separated notes) might sound like a playful pet, or bring on a feeling of anxiety. Combining Strategies Composers can hone in on a particular feeling or image by mixing and matching the elements above and the ones not listed. For example, if I played staccato notes very slowly, I might evoke the image of water droplets falling. A steady, repeated note might sound like a dripping faucet, while a collection of different notes with an inconsistent rhythm might sound like water in a cave, dripping from stalagtites into a still pool beneath. Check out these two examples of musical symbolism in the song "Airplane" by the Indigo Girls. Both passages evoke an image of an airplane taking off - the first with vocals (because your voice is an instrument, too) and then with the piano. NOTE: Listen to both videos, but only a few seconds. They each start in a different spot in the video. I forgot that the time attribute on a YouTube embed doesn't work on WDC. Sorry! Here are the times for the two examples: Vocals Ascending at 1:27 Piano Ascending at 2:10 Your homework Listen closely to the instrumentation in your favorite music, and see if you can identify parts of the song - the music, not the lyrics - that remind you of something. Even if you don't have the vocabulary to explain it, I invite you to post a video in the comments and give us the min:sec, so we can hear it, too. Musically, Michelle |
| I updated the contents of the Biography tab of my Portfolio and the introduction to this blog today. Work: At the music school, we wrapped up 2025 versions of all our logs, schedules, checklists, etc. and prepped 2026 versions. We closed the books for December and for 2025. 2025 was a terrible year for the school's profits. Reasons: - Our 7-year-old A/C died, and HVAC systems have doubled in price since we installed the last one in 2018. - Our money guru had a stroke and some mini-strokes last year. She was out a lot, but also, she made some key mistakes and/or failed to catch some of my mistakes that she ordinarily would have caught through routine processes and procedures. It was unlike her, and since neither she nor I knew what was happening to her brain before the big stroke, neither of us thought to question anything. I accidentally left some social media ads for time-bound events way beyond the event dates, and she saw the charges but didn't ask me if I was overspending on purpose. I overspent my January ads budget by triple the budget amount! Then it happened again in the spring. - I paid a good-for-nothing digital marketing company (handling Google Ads) way too much for way too long, and I'm pissed at myself over it. I would have never hired them in the first place - the rep gave me a used-car-salesman vibe, and I have a very low tolerance for that vibe. But this company bought out my former company (I LOVED them), so I didn't see it as hiring a new company. But it really was. And they sucked. And since I've had a bad PD (Parkinson's Disease) year, I was so tired most of the year that I struggled to keep up. The point of a third party marketing company is to take the monitoring requirement off my plate. I finally fired them in November. - A scammer posing as an employee sent an email requesting a change to her direct deposit bank account. I fired it off to the money guru without looking closely, so I didn't notice that it wasn't the employee's typical email address, nor the minor errors in the email that she would never make. The money guru didn't notice, either, and proceeded to collect the new bank account information, over email, and process the account change without a physical signature or verbal discussion. She later said she wondered about some of the employee's weird questions (like when she gets paid - an employee since 2010). Soooo... the scammer walked away with the paycheck, and we had to pay the employee's paycheck again. - I was unhappy with the way our former payroll processing company handled the scam situation, so I switched to a local HR company. They're actually cheaper, monthly, and they do more - they withhold, file and submit all the local municipality taxes*. However, we had a one-time onboarding cost with the new company, and we had to adjust our tax payment timing permanently to an earlier date (a cash flow thing that required an influx of cash that we won't see back until the day we close our doors forever.) *Other states collect state taxes and distribute to the municipalities, but in Ohio, towns collects their own revenue directly, so Ohioans file federal, state, and local returns. Accountants hate Ohio! In a small business, we have to send filings and withholding to Every. Single. Town. where any of our employees live, plus the town where the business is located. Twice (in 16 years) we've made filing errors or missed a deadline where the fine was higher than the withholding - example, we paid a fine of $150 for a late $11 withholding payment for an employee living in the tiny town of Johnstown, Ohio. Health: For the last year or more, I've struggled with energy due to Parkinson's symptoms and three conflicting drugs: two stimulants (for ADHD and Parkinson's) and a sleep aid. It's a constant balancing act trying to get enough sleep despite the stimulants, without overdoing it on the sleep aid and feeling sleepy all day. I'd talk more about that today, but I'm too tired. So I'll save that for another Sunday. Suffice to say, my energy level is not helping me keep up.I've talked about myself enough for one day. On a related note, "Self Sundays" sounds so stupid. I'm taking renaming suggestions based on the description in my blog intro and/or the dribble I fed you today. Whatever. I met my goal and then some. But Music Monday tomorrow will probably be more interesting.  |
| I changed my mind. (I'm allowed.) "Funny Fridays" have been canceled until further notice (No jokes for YOU!) Two reasons: (1) My style of comedy is mostly improvisation, repartee, that sort of thing. I'm not even sure I can be funny on command (unless you're offering cake as a treat), and (2) I decided I wanted to carve time out for reviewing, and something had to go. Friday Reviews: ...will happen, as implied, every Friday (unless I'm sick or dead, like yesterday.) If you would like your work added to my queue, drop it in the comments, and I'll check the list next Friday. That's not a promise that your piece will be chosen for review if the list is long. I'm only committing to one review every Friday, because my reviews almost always take about an hour. Sometimes, time permitting, I might review more than one work, but if I overpromise, I'm more likely to bail on the whole thing altogether. Today, Friday, January 9th, I have reviewed two pieces for my Friday Reviews:: Review of "Angel Feathers" Review of "The Calling" Happy Friday, everyone. |
| It's "The Bradbury" Thursday, so I owe you/myself/somebody a short story. On literally Day 2 of my new blogging schedule, and I slept off and on all day on the couch. The COVID and/or flu shot(s) I received yesterday were not well-received by my underprepared body. Therefore, my goal of blogging before lunch was not met. However, you all didn't know about my self-imposed daily deadline until just now, and it's still Thursday, so here we are. And with that, I give you: "The Battle of Two Vaccines" Enjoy. |
Robert Waltz  's blog post today inspired me to employ the scientific method to the following hypothesis.Hypothesis: I suck at routine tasks. Evidence: "Note: Huh. I accidentally earned the animation today...." Conclusion: Sometimes I accidentally meet all my goals, but "sometimes" =/= "routine", therefore, I do indeed suck at routine tasks. Disclaimer: That wasn't actually the scientific method, since my "evidence" was anecdotal and a single data point does not a trend make. I could collect more data, but I could also be writing instead. Which brings me to the point of today's discussion. Blogging Goal Ahead... I'd like to blog more consistently. So I spent a bunch of time procrastinating when I could have just been blogging devising a structured weekly routine that I'm absolutely going to fail at. In fact, if you're interested in placing bets on how long I can keep up with the schedule, the window is over there.  The odds are ever in your favor. But today is "Writing Wednesday," so I'm writing about my weekly writing plan, which totally counts, even if it's more about logistics than actual writing today. Weekly Writing Schedule Plan Approximation: "Self" Sundays - blogging about myself and tracking health-related trends "Music" Mondays - blogging about music / music education "Writing" Wednesdays - blogging about the art (/logistics) of writing "The Bradbury" Thursdays - writing a weekly short story "Funny" Fridays - ? All I know is you'll laugh your asses off (or I will) Tuesdays and Saturdays are dedicated to non-writing tasks (aka, my real job, lol.) Did you notice the clever alliteration? Did you? Did you? For once, the "The" in a title gets its due recognition. On a related note, we need some more variety in the starting letters of weekdays. Too many S's and T's, if you ask me.There. I blogged about writing. Let the wagers commence. |
| I'm not a fan of resolutions. I understand why people make them: Goals are hard. They're hard to define and even harder to keep. And they're usually things we should be doing anyway, like making healthy choices, strengthening relationships, and completing tasks that either align with our passions or are required for basic survival. So we find a boost in the new year. Yet failure to keep resolutions beyond January is so likely that it's cliche. Why is it so hard to do the things that are good and necessary for us? The answer is obvious: it's because the difficult, unpleasant short-term action (break a sweat, apologize, get out of bed and go to work) is staring you in the face, while the long-term benefits are out-of-sight, out-of-mind. There's a passage I read in a flavor-of-the-month book during my Corporate America days - maybe The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People by Stephen Covey? - that talks about integrity in the moment of choice. When faced with the choice to get on the treadmill or not, that's the moment when you decide whether you're truly invested in your goal. Many people who make resolutions successfully make decisions that comply with their own values in the moment of choice for a period of time. For reasons psychology experts probably understand much better than I, there's something about that date - January 1st - a new year - that provides the boost they need to make the right decision in that moment. I suspect there may be a community element, too - when everyone else is doing it, it's easier. But then one of your friends fizzles. Then another. And it gets harder. If all it takes to make the right decisions in the moment of choice is a concept of newness and a little peer pressure, does that mean that, during the rest of the year, we're just barely on the reverse side of that equation? That we could achieve our goals if only we had a little boost? Everyone is different. I realize that. I'm not trying to be judgy. Most people do a good enough job of judging themselves without my help. This discussion is prompted by introspection. What could I do to boost my own decision-making integrity when faced with those individual, seemingly insignificant choices that accumulate and make or break my endgame? So, I'm not a fan of resolutions. But I like goals, and I really like meeting them. I'm very good at setting goals - clearly defined, attainable goals - but not always as good at meeting them. My moment-of-choice integrity is often lacking. I can justify any decision in that moment: "I know I said I was going to stop eating cake, but I decided I don't actually need to live to 100 after all, because honestly, eating cake is probably better than being 100 anyway." What I need is some peer pressure, people! If you ever want someone to trade accountability with, I'm your girl. |
| I asked Google Gemini: Are there any gadgets, tools or toys popular now that might be a more currently relevant metaphor than diving into a pool full of thumbtacks or razor blades Here are the suggestions. They're so delightful that I just had to share. Feel free to use them (see previous post "Can I Copyright My Work If I Use AI?" for more info.) Diving into a pool of spam bots. Hitting the 'Like' button on every cringe post from 2012. Having your AirPods die right when the bass drops. Swiping through your entire camera roll in reverse. Stepping on a floor covered in Clickeez/Magna-Tiles. Doing a collab with a rogue Furby. Trying to solve a Rubik's Cube after someone switched the stickers.I'm eagerly anticipating your 2025 "pool of tacks" updates. |
"This second Part of the Copyright Office’s Report on Copyright and Artificial Intelligence (“AI”) addresses the copyrightability of outputs generated by AI systems. It analyzes the type and level of human contribution sufficient to bring these outputs within the scope of copyright protection in the United States." - United States Copyright Office* *full document linked at the bottom I've been using ChatGPT and Google Gemini during the creation of my November novel this year. Examples of my prompts just within the last 24 hours include: - Can you please propose a gen z / alpha way to say flip or flip out - How about a Gen z / alpha way to say, that was uncool of her - how about "preach" or "you're preaching to the choir" - Does this sentence make sense: It jives with your natural affinity for animals. - Do Gen z / alpha still use text abbreviations like y instead of why and u instead of you (is my Gen X showing yet??) The last two don't worry me at all, because the bot is answering a question, not offering text that I might incorporate into my book. But what about the first three? Are they perfectly fine, toeing the line, or are they clean over it? For example, if I asked Gemini: Can you recommend a gen z / alpha way to say "I really blew it" And Gemini responds:Click to see full response ▶︎ Recommendation: The most common and effective phrases that capture "I really blew it" are: "I took a massive L." (Concise and definitive.) "I just fumbled that so hard." (Implies responsibility and a critical mistake.) Does it render my work uncopyrightable if I use the exact phrase "I just fumbled that so hard" in my finished work? What if I just used the word "fumbled"? I wanted to know, so I looked it up at the US Copyright Office website. Full disclosure: I skimmed the document to find relevant passages, so it's possible I missed something. However, my takeaway was that questions like this would be handled by courts on a case-by-case basis, and overall, the court will likely side in favor of the author. I based my finding on this passage: “To be sure,” the Court further explained, “the requisite level of creativity is extremely low; even a slight amount will suffice. The vast majority of works make the grade quite easily, as they possess some creative spark, ‘no matter how crude, humble or obvious’ it might be.” Copyright and Artificial Intelligence Part 2 - Copyrightability Report Literarily, Michelle |
| Mostly, I just wanted this title as a callback to my previous blog post, but I guess it could foreshadow the plot of my current novel project. If you're worried about spoilers, you could plug your ears and shout, "La, la, laaaaaaaa!" while you read this post. But the truth is, I don't even know what all is going to happen in this novel (see my Notebook for all the havoc my characters are causing), so I can't possibly be revealing too much, here. If I do, I'll be as surprised as you, not to mention, after having the ending ruined for myself, I might quit the project altogether out of sheer boredom. I do wish there were a more efficient, less tedious way to pluck these ideas out of my head and get them in print. Sprinting via the "Sprint Writers Competition" helps, but it also caused all of my unruly characters, and, inexplicably (j/k, it's entirely explicable: I'm typing faster than my brain can think), seems to reduce my vocabulary back to a toddler lever. Okay, maybe Kindergarten. I may have written [find a better phrase] or [OMG THIS SUCKS WHY AM I WRITING SO MUCH EXPOSITION] more than actual narrative and dialog.But from a technical, structural perspective, I'm playing with unreliable narrators this year. It's definitely an experiment, because I have six - (points of view? perspectives? I've thought I had those straight for decades, but even Google can't agree with itself anymore, so now I'm questioning everything I ever thought I knew) - six characters whose heads my narrator is in (recounting in 3rd person) during various scenes throughout the story. And they're all unreliable. It's like Gone Girl on steroids: You never know whose truth is the unequivocal, impartial truth. It's slowing down my word count, but it's fun crafting scenes such that I switch to another character's viewpoint just before possibly revealing something definitive to the reader. Must... leave... them... hanging!!! Have you ever tried something like this? Do you think it's possible to pull off that many unreliable narrators? I guess I'm not giving anything away, after all.  |
| I just stumbled across my 2018 "Dear Me" letter, and this jumped out at me: "Every year, you pledge to do better, to do more, to be more efficient, to stop wasting time, to complete more tasks on the never-ending list. Every year, you find yourself more and more exhausted." Hindsight is 20/20 (although my vision isn't and wasn't; I started needing readers 3 years earlier when I turned 40 in 2015.) Here's what I know now, that I didn't know then: I had Parkinson's Disease. My first symptoms appeared in 2015, and I was (mis)diagnosed with Essential Tremor later in 2018. It wasn't until March of 2022 that I finally got the correct diagnosis (PD) and the miracle medication (carbidopa/levodopa) that gave me my functionality and my give-a-shit back. I've always been an overachiever. I think I may also be a closet people-pleaser, which you can see in the letter. I think we're all people-pleasers of one type or another. Even narcissists and sociopaths need to convince other people to validate them, whether that's through adoration, vilification or or just to get others doing things for them (see also: minions). I needed to see this letter today. I started revisiting the database project in 2024, and the website project earlier this year in 2025, and it's been weighing me down that I can't finish either one. This letter reminds me that, it doesn't matter. And I'm doing much better on the things that do matter. My relationships have improved dramatically since 2018. So, Go Me? But also, more importantly, don't be so hard on yourself. You don't have to please everybody; only the people that matter. And if you're exhausted, listen to your body. You may not have PD, but exhaustion means you need to slow down. "The "Dear Me" Letter" |
| Amantadine is a fun medication. In theory, it's supposed to help prevent my toes from curling under and my ankle from twisting. In reality it causes the weirdest, most vivid dreams and hallucinations. Last night, I dreamed I was part of a research team living and working on the moon. The procedures to keep the habitat livable were strictly enforced, but we had a new kid who kept messing up. Every time he did something to compromise the air seal (which was not very elaborate - like, duct tape holding down tent flaps or something), we had a near miss. I told him over and over that one of these days, the vacuum of space was going to suck him out. Luck was on his side, though. (And the rest of the team's, lol.) Sci fi story plot, anyone? |
#scopecreepersanonymous I asked ChatGPT and Gemini to review a short story I wrote. The feedback I got from both on various revisions pretty much defines me as a writer: Gemini said: This is a fantastic opening.This revision elevates the story from a good setup to a very compelling narrative fragment.ChatGPT said: This is a polished and highly effective opening to a series or novel.You should feel very confident in this draft. Are you planning to continue this story or move on to a different project?ChatGPT did redeem itself a little with this one: If you plan to submit or expand this into a series, this could serve as Chapter One or a standalone “origin” story. But in general, this is the story of my writing life. Everything I write is just a chapter of something bigger. Scope creep. It's no wonder I never finish anything. |
| In case I've never mentioned it, October is my busiest month. It's PrepMo, of course, which is busy even when I'm not actively participating, like I am this year. Also, my music school's most popular performance event happens the weekend before or after Halloween: Our annual Halloween Party Recitals. Friday night is for adults and teens only. Saturday and Sunday afternoons are filled with performances from all our kiddos, plus Halloween activities like trick-or-treating from room to room, completing a craft in the lab, taking photos in front of the Spooky Selfie Station, and competing in a costume contest. For me, personally, that means teaching lessons Friday afternoon; setting up for and conducting teen/adult recitals Friday night, and then breaking back down for Saturday lessons; teaching lessons Saturday morning; setting up again and conducting Saturday afternoon lessons; sleeping until noon (HA!) Sunday; Sunday afternoon recitals; then break it all down and set back up for lessons to resume on Monday. If you got lost in the paragraph, imagine how I feel when I'm actually in it. So, in summary, you won't see much of me this weekend. Try bugging Robert Waltz , S🤦♂️  , and Storm Machine if you need anything - or just post it in the Prep forum. Those folks love helping others figure things out. I'm off to buy candy corn (to mix with the Chex Mix) and punch. See you Monday. |
| I'm not sure why or how poop became such a taboo topic. Whenever someone acted holier-than-thou, my ex used to say, "his shit doesn't smell like roses." There's a reason he's my ex, but actually, none of us shit roses, so he kind of had a point. We all do it. Some of us are better at it than others. My husband, for example, poops at 9:00 am for roughly 20 minutes daily, but he can easily adjust that time around his meeting schedule as needed, as if it's a valve he can control. I, on the other hand, oscillate between not pooping for days and, "Oh, bloody Hell, get outta my way!" My style of pooping is not recommended. For one thing, it's the reason I started composing this blog post at 3:30 in the morning (in my head initially, because my eyes don't work properly for at least 30 minutes after waking). It's not the root cause of my lower back pain, but I can definitely tell when I'm backing up even without clock watching my toilet habits. A full colon compresses on my spine and it freaking hurts. And there have been many times in a public setting where I had to be very careful not to laugh too hard. Even though you don't talk about it, I know you fall somewhere on the spectrum, too. Pooping may be something you take for granted. But if you're more like me, your waste elimination system may be interfering with life. These days I compare everything with managing blood sugar on an insulin pump, but shooting (heh) for that balance between constipation and liquid fire, and between once a week and seven times per day, is truly comparable (see illustration below). I personally take more constipation meds in a day than Parkinson’s meds, and if you know anyone with PD, you know that's saying something. So, in summary, I'm jealous of my husband and I'm awake way too early today. Share your poop stories below. Be improprietary. Break the taboo.  My glucose over the last 24 hours |
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| It's PrepMo, so I have plots on the brain. My songwriting student Millie, who just finished her musical, "Gwinny! The Musical" (starring her dog, Gwinny), has decided her next project will be an opera about manatees. Her homework was to complete a story and plot elements analysis template for the opera. Instead, she wrote the main plot points in a list form without actually completing the template. Although she had the analysis in her head, she had trouble filling in all the blanks when I asked for details; but she's stubborn and insisted her plot was fine. So I manipulatedenticed her by asking if she thought she would be up for an intellectual debate. She bit. So, I asked her favorite movie. What followed was a spirited debate between a 14-year-old intellectual and her much-older-than-that-but-equally-intellectual music teacher about the plot and story elements of the 2020 Sony Animations film, The Mitchells vs. the Machines. Millie argued that the protagonist is the Mitchells, and the antagonist is clearly PAL and the robots (aka, the machines.) After all, it's right there in the title, right? This was her initial analysis: Protagonist: The Mitchells Goal: Save the world Antagonist: PAL Conflict: A bunch of evil robots are kidnapping people and launching them into space. Climax: Rick & Linda (mom & dad) escape the spaceship Resolution: PAL bounces off Monchi's head and falls into the glass of water. Protagonistic change/growth: She couldn't really pin this down. It's been awhile since I saw the movie, so I looked up the synopsis from Wikipedia*. ▶︎ Do you think she's right? Let's hear your counter arguments. Her homework was to debate the plots of at least five more stories this week with other intellectuals like herself. *Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mitchells_vs._the_Machines |
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