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Rated: E · Poetry · Teen · #1698306

a poem on the evilnessness of ferrets

Most ferrets are devilish things that feed on human life;

They look cute ‘til they decide to bite you like a knife.

If you purchase one, you should choose your choice with care,

‘Cuz if you bought a malicious one, you had best beware.

They will smile and make you think that all is just really swell,

But after a week they will destroy you and all the places that you dwell.

The nasty rats, the dirty sneakers,

The nasty-wasty squeaky squeakers

Will barge right into your humble abode,

And make your crib their ferrety home.

They will eat your face and chomp your feet,

But that will not be all they eat.

They’ll eat your rooms, your cheese, your plant,

You won’t get sleep while they rant.

But then one day it will be uglier…

Those nasty skunks will bite your jugular!

THE END

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