A conversation with a unique Doctor
|The Speech Impediment Doctor
Hello Doctor Smith, this is Carl Ridley,
I was wondering if I could make an appointment?
Phone: BABA DOH BOINTBENT........BWY?
Well, I have a bump on my thingy.
Phone: BOO DAB A BUMBIE OM DOR BINGY?
Yes, you know...my thingy..I can't really talk uh..
Phone: DOH.....DOR BINGY! I DOH!
Yes...it started out pretty small...just a red bump,
but now it's grown and is quite painful.
Phone: DOE IDS BIGNER AM BORE BAINFUL?
Yes...I think I might need some antibiotics
because it has turned white.
Phone: BUITE HUM...TOWNS IMFEKDED.
I HAB A DOO O BOK OBEN...
Yes, two o clock will be fine, see you then.
Phone: BON'T BOP ID TARL.
OK Doc... I won't pop it... BYE.