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Rated: E · Short Story · Children's · #2216804
A young woman gets herself stuck and needs help from her family, best friend and dog.
Thirty-eight year old Lillian Robertson was tidying up her living room when she moved a chest of drawers and was shocked to discover a rather small square vent in the wall and said, "I can't believe I've lived here for more than five years and never noticed this."

The middle-aged woman was 5'7,143 pounds,had long dark curly blond hair and brown eyes covered by glasses.
Her curvaceous figure was covered by a short red dress with black tights and a black blazer jacket over the top of it.

Lillian's curiosity got the better of her as she decided to explore and put her worries about possibly getting stuck due to it's rather small hole and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.
She stuck her head inside the vent and after some wiggling,her entire top half was soon inside,leaving only her hips,behind and legs sticking out.

The blond was disappointed to discover that the vent had nothing except dust inside before trying to back out but was shocked to discover that she couldn't.
"Maybe this wasn't my smartest idea ever," said Lillian as she placed her hands against the vent and pushed and pushed with all her might but it just refused to release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated young woman then tried to push and wiggle herself free again,even putting her left foot against the wall for more leverage as her face turned red but still she just refused to budge and was completely and utterly stuck.

"Oh,it's no use," said Lillian as she called to her husband, "Tom,could you please come in here,I need your help?"
The young man came into the room and began laughing when he saw his wife's behind sticking out of the vent and after hearing her explanation said, "Don't worry honey,I'll get you out," as he then grabbed onto her hips and pulled and pulled with all his might.

She pushed but still the two's efforts proved to be in vain as Tom lost his grip and tumbled backwards onto the carpet.

"It's no good,you just won't budge,I think we need more help," said the young man as he then called his wife's best friend Anna,who quickly arrived and burst into laughter when she saw Lillian's predicament.
She then grabbed onto Tom's waist while he pulled his wife and the two pulled and pulled and pulled with all their strength but still the young woman just refused to move.

"Wow,she really wedged in there tight," said Anna as Lillian's children Michael and Sharon suddenly returned home and began laughing when they saw their mother's situation but agreed to help after the situation was explained to them.

Sharon pulled her brother's t-shirt, Michael pulled the hem of Anna's dress, Anna pulled Tom's waist and the young man pulled his wife's hips as the four pulled and pulled with all their strength but still their efforts proved to be in vain as Tom lost his grip and they all tumbled backwards into a heap on the carpet.

"Mom,this is just like the enormous turnip story you used to read to me," joked her daughter .
"I wondered if you're going to have wait for a bit just like Winnie the Pooh," joked her son.

Lillian felt so humiliated but did laugh at the jokes, before joking herself, "This is comes from not having vents big enough for
curvy women like me," as everyone began laughing.

The family dog Lucky suddenly appeared and wanted to help and Linda agreed to let him pull her skirt after being promised by her mother that she would buy her a new one if it got ruined.
Lucky then grabbed onto the hem of Linda's skirt as everyone pulled and pulled with all their strength but unbelievably,the young blond still didn't move a single inch.

"Well,looks like I'm going to have to wait like Pooh," said Lillian as her husband replied,"Honey,of course,you don't,come on everyone,we can do this,let's really put our backs into it."

The chain was then formed again as Tom pulled his wife's hips,Anna pulled his waist,Michael pulled the hem of Anna's dress,Linda pulled her brother's t-shirt while Lucky pulled the hem of Linda's skirt.
"All right everyone,pull," said Tom as the five pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength on the poor young woman who said, "OW,this really hurts,I'm going to be pulled in two," as a tiny mouse emerged from a hole in the wall and began pulling at Lucky's tail as a POP sound was suddenly heard.

Lillian was pulled from the vent in the wall at last,sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the carpet as the mouse looked on.
"Thank goodness for that,I'm finally free," said the now overjoyed blond as she hugged and kissed her husband before hugging everyone else including Lucky,who licked her face before thanking everyone for rescuing her then noticed the mouse and thanked him as well.

Everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation before Lillian then made everyone dinner to say thank you for rescuing her as even the mouse got some cheese.

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