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Cead Mile Failte! *Shamrock*

A Hundred Thousand Welcomes! (Irish)

Warning:

If you don't have a sense of humor, odds are we won't fully understand each other.

Such is life. My philosophy is that life is way too short to worry about that. If you behave yourself, we will probably get along fine.

I am just a soul who likes to read, write and draw.

This is the only site I belong to for good reason. I visit other internet-type places, but I only really belong here for the past twenty years. However, nothing in life lasts forever so cherishing the good while it lasts seems like the right way to go.

I cherish this site, the friends I've made here, the people who created it, The StoryMaster & The StoryMistress .

I cherish them ALL. *Heart*

My user name is 4Provinces, named after this pub that no longer exists in Washington, DC. (It closed November 5, 2011 and is now some sort of ghastly fitness center): 3412 Connecticut Ave, NW, Washington DC is the address where 4Ps used to be.



My handle changes with my moods.

This is me as tHiNg:

Thing Signature Made For tHiNg!

Sometimes, in addition to being tHiNg, I am the suave Hooves of Fire, a Writing Bull.

This is me as HOOVES of Fire, or HOOvsie as my late brilliant friend Yemassee used to call me.

Yes, I have been silly sometimes.

Picture of Me Taken By Me - Artistic Breakthrough, Stunning Beauty

This is me as COWser Soze:

The Usual Suspect is not always Kevin Spacey!

Mainly, I am a reader these days.

I am more and more selective about what I agree to do and about what I choose to read. I like to be comfortable and not be pressured.

Sometimes, it's just about writing something you are happy with and feeling like someone out there really read it or connected with it. Wow, does that feel good when it happens.

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Awards.

The honor truly lies in being nominated for anything and everything as there are all sorts of awards here.

Thank you to all my friends (known and unknown) who have ever singled me out for recognition of any kind.

It is very much appreciated by me and has lifted me up at just the right times.

*Heartv*


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AWARDICONS!

The site introduced Awardicons on January 13, 2002. On January 16, 2002, I started my ongoing activity, one of the first of its kind on the site:

STATIC
20 Years of One Writer's Favorites!  (E)
Awarding, Listing & Highlighting Outstanding Writing and Creating For More Than 20 Years
#327931 by ♥HOOves♥


To date, I have given out more than 630 Awardicons



MERIT BADGES!!

Merit badges were released on June 5, 2003.

To date I have given out more than 2,570 merit badges

Earning a nice badge now and then is all to the good. *Thumbsup* I *Heart* merit badges and have commissioned 17 of them. The StoryMistress provides the brilliant creative genius to my suggestions..

Here they are:

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Merit Badge in Movie Lovers
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Congratulations on your new "Movie Lovers" merit badge for your group,  [Link To Item #2026567] ! Thank you for supporting the Writing.Com community with your inspirations, participation and activities. We appreciate it! -SMs Merit Badge in Breakfast at Tiffanys
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Congratulations on your new merit badge! Thank you for supporting the Writing.Com community with your inspirations, participation and activities. We sincerely appreciate it! -SMs Merit Badge in Paying It Forward
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Congratulations on your new "Paying it Forward" merit badge for your group,  [Link To Item #2026567] , and the entire community! Thank you for supporting the Writing.Com community with your inspirations, participation and activities. We appreciate it! -SMs Merit Badge in Halloween
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Congratulations on your new merit badge: "Halloween"! What a wonderful badge to commission. Thank you for commissioning a badge for the community and supporting us with your inspirations, participation and activities for our members. We appreciate it! -SMs Merit Badge in Celtic Spirit
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Congratulations on your new merit badge: "Celtic Spirit"! What a wonderful badge to commission. Thank you for commissioning a badge for the community and supporting us with your inspirations, participation and activities for our members. We appreciate it! -SMs Merit Badge in Love to Read
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Congratulations on your new "Love To Read" merit badge for your group,  [Link To Item #2040601] ! Thank you for supporting the Writing.Com community with your inspirations, participation and activities. We appreciate it! -SMs Merit Badge in Trick or Treat tHiNg
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Congratulations on your new "Trick or Treat tHiNg" merit badge for your group,  [Link To Item #2040601] ! Thank you for supporting the Writing.Com community with your inspirations, participation and activities. We appreciate it! -SMs Merit Badge in Hooves ShakeSTEER
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Congratulations on your new "Hooves ShakeSTEER" merit badge for your group,  [Link To Item #2040601] ! Thank you for supporting the Writing.Com community with your inspirations, participation and activities. We appreciate it! -SMs Merit Badge in By the Sea
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Congratulations on your new "By the Sea" merit badge for your group,  [Link To Item #2040601] ! Thank you for supporting the Writing.Com community with your inspirations, participation and activities. We appreciate it! -SMs Merit Badge in Nevermore
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Congratulations on your new "Nevermore" merit badge for your group,  [Link To Item #2040601] ! Thank you for supporting the Writing.Com community with your inspirations, participation and activities. We appreciate it! -SMs Merit Badge in Hedwig and Harry
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Congratulations on your new merit badge! Thank you for supporting the Writing.Com community with your inspirations, participation and activities. We sincerely appreciate it! -SMs Merit Badge in The Godfather
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My Dear Friend: 
  Your Merit Badge is here. I wanted to send it to you. I am happy for you. Love: Megan Merit Badge in Music Lovers
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I love this Merit Badge and The Beatles. A million hugs for making it and I am happy to be part of this. Thank you. I love you. Strawberry Fields Forever! Megan, Your Friend Merit Badge in Color My World
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This is a beautiful Merit Badge that you have commissioned. I love it. Thanks for all you do and may the world be a better place. Love, Your Friend: Megan  Merit Badge in 60s Music
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Your Merit Badge is in the shop. The 60's Music. The Beatles, Leslie Gore and all those good memories. Thanks for all you do and may our good memories live on and may we come back even stronger. Here's to the 60's. Love, Your Friend: Megan Merit Badge in HOOFprints
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Congratulations on your new merit badge! Thank you for supporting the Writing.Com community with your inspirations, participation and activities. We sincerely appreciate it! -SMs Merit Badge in mAsKed tHiNg
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It has been quite a year having to wear masks and this makes this Merit Badge special. Thanks for commissioning this one. Here's to better days. Love, Your Friend: Megan

It is a lot of fun to design and earn badges and awardicons. You can earn them on the site in a variety of ways, as many as you can imagine.



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SPECIAL EVENTS

I always look forward to September, the site birthday festivities, and enjoying Brooke-Stand w/Ukrainians 's

FOLDER
The Wdc Birthday Masquerade Party  (ASR)
Everything pertaining to all the Birthday Masquerade Parties
#1947104 by Brooke-Stand w/Ukrainians


This is an activity that is open to EVERYONE!! I have found it to be an encouraging and inspiring interactive writing exercise. And it's fun and funny, too! Try it. You might love it! *Heart*

This last year (2021) the planets somehow aligned and I won!! I picked Colonel Mustard in the Lounge with a Wrench - I almost fainted when I saw that I was right. The writing and interacting is the true gift there.



*Heart*

My Hammy friend, tHiNg couldn't resist posing here in the signature I made:

M is For Movies


SOUNDTRACKING!

Out of that inclusive gem of a Masquerade, grew my beloved Soundtrackers, with Ms. Beth at the helm, followed by Batman, Mr. Jeff, who is now at the helm. At least, one good tHiNg led me to another, as is usually the case here.

We write about music we love! What fun that was and is!

I still enjoy reading Soundtrackers' entries and sharing music at times. I even joined in this past February and had a lot of fun with Mr. Batman moderating.

I will always be grateful and thankful to Ms. Beth for bringing me back to music of my younger days. I didn't realize how much I'd missed it.. *Music2* *Heartv*

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Back to the start -

At the beginning, I started writing fan fiction in 2000 and had great gobs of fun doing that. Eventually I branched out.

I tied for the win in one of the earliest writing assignment contests here on what was then Stories.Com, held by NL* and she made me this signature as part of my tying for the win in the contest, for my first handle here.

Made For Me By NL Thompson in the Summer of 2001


Once upon a time, I wrote a complete original novel here in this nice folder ---> "Sara's Port I finished it more than eighteen years ago. One of these days I might even edit it if I get some energy.

I also have written a variety of short stories in various genres. ----> "A MOOveable Feast.

In addition, I write poetry, some of which is contained in this folder --------->"Fade Into Half Notes

Over the years, I have completed more than 900 Product Reviews on this site - here are some samples of my product reviews. Doing them has helped me keep track of things I've read and seen as the old internal memory stick fades at times now.

Hadley   (Rated: 18+)
ASIN: 0899197353
ID #111911
Product Type: Book
Reviewer: ♥HOOves♥
Review Rated: 18+
  Setting:
  Story Plot:
  Length of :
  Usefulness:
  Overall Quality:
Amazon's Price: $ 36.90

ASIN: 0521000483
ID #112711
Product Type: Book
Reviewer: ♥HOOves♥
Review Rated: 13+
  Setting:
  Length of :
  Usefulness:
  Overall Quality:
Amazon's Price: $ 20.48


I also have hosted several group campfires, including
CAMPFIRE
A Poem A Week Campfire I  (18+)
Extinguished After 4 Great Years and 121 entries of Writing Poetry!
#722499 by ♥HOOves♥


&

CAMPFIRE
The First Wal*Mart on Mars  (18+)
Wacky Cow pioneers light a campfire all the way to Mars, Still Funny After Many Years!
#807368 by ♥HOOves♥


& in 2017 I had...

CAMPFIRE
Rhinestone Cowboys & Vietnam   (13+)
Vietnam Era Memories Revisited in 2017 - Before Cell Phones & Internet, There Was Life!
#2130711 by ♥HOOves♥


I am now happily participating in my good friend, Princess Megan Rose 's wonderful campfire:

CAMPFIRE
Dreams, Hopes and Prayers Campfire  (ASR)
Our new Campfire for 2022. Praying each day gets better as we get through life .
#2264192 by Princess Megan Rose
!

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As for received reviews, I have learned over the years to appreciate all reviews because they represent views.

This is my freshened policy on giving reviews. "Avoiding Toothless Rabid Jackals I reward people who send me nice reviews, but most of my reviewing is now limited to whatever catches my attention on any given day.

I forgive you for not wagging your tail when you see me in your in-box. If you act up, I turn around and walk away. I might block/ignore, too, if I have time.

All I ask of you in general, is that you treat others the way you yourself would want to be treated and I will try my best to do the same for you. We don't always get to our goals, but we try.

I now forgive all who have or will fall short and wish them well.

Writing, reading and reviewing can be therapeutic in times of grief and loss that we all face as part of life.

While among the living, I myself am fortunate and blessed to have a VERY BELOVED and loving miracle of a spouse. My hero!

My canine family member, a basset hound called "Boo," also helped me a lot when it came to putting all things into perspective..

I Neeeed An Extra Helping!

This is the look below that my teen-aged puppy dog gave me when I tried to get her to do something (like look at the camera) that she didn't want to do.

*Down*

A Photo Tells the Sad Culinary Tail

Or maybe she just ate a tasty bug. *Bug*

So there.

Maybe, after all it isn't and wasn't all about ME.

It was about HER.

We were so fortunate to have her with us, happy and healthy for more than fourteen wonderful years.

I hope that I have helped some here, there and somewhere in some small way with their own journeys,



Learn to embrace experiences of all sorts and write about them!

FOLDER
Journeys to Ireland  (18+)
5 trips to the Republic of Ireland
#2078426 by ♥HOOves♥


Traveling to Ireland, photographing it and writing about it literally and emotionally saved my life in 2004, 2005 and 2006. Before that, I went there in 1990 and 1993. If you are fortunate, writing about your adventures will lead you to your own light as well.

I wish you all the best and God's speed, unless you are mean to me or others. Then, I (at least temporarily) wish you a pile of steaming cow pies at your door. *Laugh* HAND DELIVERED by *Hand1* tHiNg.

Hooves is a pretty simple concept, after all.

Whether you "get" Hooves or tHiNg is up to you. Bullies don't seem to get me.

Mutual.

Most groups on here don't work for me. It's probably a failing on my part, or a failure to cowtow and cave to the herd-think that some messed up notion of loyalty demands.

The bottom line of my advice is to be nice here and elsewhere or go read a book until you feel like being nice.

Do not call people names, or snap at them for no reason and expect them to go along with your power-mad tirades. Some will probably go along to get along, but some (like me, for instance) won't give in to it.

Unwise actions can have far-reaching and long lasting consequences one did not anticipate.

It is okay to agree to disagree. Not everyone has to look at life or activities on this web site the same way.

Open your

*Heart*

*Bigsmile*

Ta Ta & MOOOOOOOOO

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