You were sitting on your couch, watching TV and drinking a beer. Your girlfriend Amber is out shopping with some of her friends so you're sort of kicking back all by yourself. As you try to find something good to watch you hear a loud knock on your front door.
"Wonder who that could be?" You said and got up to get the door. When you open the door, nobody is there. Just a small brown box by your door. You pick it up and examine the box. There is no shipping address or label. Nothing at all. Just a blank box.
"Well I guess its mine now." You said and tear open the box. You then pull out what appears to be a strange looking pistol of some sort. It has two different buttons and an adjustable dial on it. Along with a safety switch.
"What the hell is this thing supposed to do?" You ask youself. You then search the box for any extra paperwork and find a small sheet with instructions on how to operate the device. You skim thru it and scratch your head.
"So, this thing can actually change somethings size? Someone was high when they wrote these instructions down..." You said and laughed. Then,
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