Whatever it was, it was friggin adorable. Despite her cold rough merciless exterior, the girly girl deep down inside Kira was screaming ‘AWWWW KAWAIIIIII!!!!’
It was a short, white furry, incredibly irresistibly cuddly and huggable lion-like creature wearing blue knight armor that looked like he came out of a bad crossover between My Little Pony and the Carebears. The awfully cute lion twerp glared up at her with his big adorable yellow cat-like eyes and brandished a blue blade that looked more like a giant butter knife than an actual sword!
Kira to say the least was flabbergasted at the sight of this odd lion cub in armor. Despite being pissed off by his awfully rude kick to the tree and causing her current imbalance via hanging upside-down by a branch, the obliviousness she developed from just seeing the cuddly oddity dwarfed her thirst for vengeance.
In fact it dwarfed it so much, that she wasn’t at all bothered when that branch suddenly snapped and she fell and landed first into the dirt!
Neither pain nor humiliation could overpower the obliviousness as Kira picked herself back up and brushed the grass out of her hair. The little white lion squirt was rather perplexed at how well she took her fall, but kept his guard and his blade up.
“Y-you have some nerve lady!” the twerp spoke in a serious tone, but his youthful high pitched voice was too cute to be taken very seriously, “what gives you the right to peek into people’s windows? Are you a stalker?!”
Kira squinted her eyes down at the little knight-cub, who from a second glance, looked a bit intimidated by her. Cant blame him, she’s like twice his size and could beat the crap out of a lot of boys her age.
“Who… what are you?” she asked, intrigued by the stranger.
“I-I’m the great Spadamon!” he bravely stuttered, “and who might YOU be? A crazed stalker trying to take advantage of that innocent young girl you were spying on?!” Oh dear. He knew exactly what she was doing. Although Spadamon hit the nail on the head, he shoulda known better than to pry into matters that dont concern him.
“What’s it to you? Are you her digimon or something?” Kira was awful patient with the furry squirt.
“Of c-course not!” he spoke, “I have no partner nor do I need one! Especially when dealing with puny humans like you-EEP!” He was quick to hop backwards when she took one single step forwards!
“Interesting,” Kira sparked with intrigue at the adorable furball as she stepped closer to him.
“S-Stay back, human!” Spadamon warned, “I-I-I’m warning you!” Kira could practically smell the twerp’s fear and stepped even closer. “I said stay back!” he wielded his big butter knife, “dont make me use this!”
“Alright, do it,” Kira called his bluff and stepped closer, “take a swing.”
“I-I-I WILL!”
“Do it then,” Kira closed in on him, “and see what happens.” Oh geez, little Spadamon was shivering. He’s even cute when he’s scared shitless!
Poor little Spadamon seemed to bite off more than he could chew. Kira could see the sweat dripping down his furry face!
“Yoink!” his guard was so off, Kira easily snatched his little blade right out of his hand in the midst of his terror! Now unarmed, little Spadamon’s means of self defense were limited. With no other desirable options, he had no choice but to do the one thing he was really good at.
“AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!” running away screaming. Kinda sad, really. And he left his weapon behind.
But with that little intruder gone, Kira was free to resume eavesdropping on that girl.
However, part of her was still so interested in that adorable little cowardly furball, she just couldnt help but feel the need to chase after him. Sure she was no bully, but the twerp was totally asking for noogies! Or at the very least she could stroke his fur to relieve some of that stress she was built up throughout the day.
But fuzzy wuzzy’s running off pretty fast and that girl is right over there still chilling in her room doing whoknowswhat. With convenience, peeping wins hands down.
Ugh… decisions.