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A place for spacers, washouts, and dreamers of dreams. Open for May 2023!

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Hey there, Rook. No, don't take offense - there's no harm in being young. Everyone's got to start somewhere, and this little gas can will do. Less likely to get you shot than most. Take a seat and grab a drink. There's plenty here as had to make a quick jump ahead of the Snoopers and lived to tell the tale, most of 'em even keeping their hard-earned credit stash. And the ones as didn't - well, maybe a young bull could do with a tip or two on how to live without when times get tight.

Pirates? No, Rook, there are no pirates here, not a one. Nasty creatures, pirates. Bug-eye in the back, maybe he knows a guy who knows a guy - he'll give you the dirt on any pirate you can name. And Jet back there, she'll tell you all about her run-in with the Red Hooks and how she turned the tables on them. But no pirates here - we're all good, decent, folk, the kind you want in a pinch. So tell me what you'll have, Rook, and what you're doing in the Outer Cluster. My name? Call me BlackAdder. Captain of the now-defunct Strigian Navy, not-quite-retired. Welcome to my little slice of heaven.




Welcome to BlackAdder's Cantina! Give us a tale or song of the spaceways and your drink's on the house! The best of the bunch will even take home a trinket, a nice little Awardicon worth at least 10K credits and twice that in GPs. Just be sure to keep us awake, nothing longer than 2K words or so. Make sure to link your story in a b-item below.



January 2026 Prompt
Hey, old-timer, you thought this place was closed for good, didn’t you? Well, old BlackAdder wouldn’t let a simple grease fire keep him from re-building. Even when it’s napalm-laced. I mean, my God, the soup wasn’t that bad – and you’d think the Snoopers could catch a guy trailing dream-dust and napalm…
Anyway, what I meant to say is a man’s gotta pay his bills, the grill’s back on and the H2 pumps are on-line, so help yourselves to the bar. We’ve got the best whisky this side of – I mean, yes, it will clean engines but go ahead and drink up. And we’ll put whatever you want on the loaded skins – Tanya’s had a software upgrade and she’s eager to please.
But since you’re here, and if you’d like a free round of the Whisky or whatever Rigan beer you fancy, gather around! Pull up a chair – even the scorched ones near the jukebox – they’re vintage. Lend me your own tales of woe and debt: the kind that won’t forgive, won’t forget, and won’t let you move to Barbados.
Maybe it’s:
• Someone moving a few “mislabeled-but-surely-legal” goods
• Some poor soul with a hull mortgage fatter than old Tony
• Someone whose rich-quick-scheme was vetoed by God
• Or some hard-working schmuck who keeps trying to do things the “right way”
Space opera’s good, and hard luck’s better – as long as it’s someone else’s. Just keep it under 2000 words – everybody’s gotta get a turn in. In any case, tell me who we’re drinking to, and whether they’re the health inspector. Let’s raise a glass!


Congratulations to May's Contest Winner, and thanks for all the entries!

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The Interesting Case of Mrs Ganly Open in new Window. (E)
Jerome applies to join the Superheroes League. 1st in BlackAdder’s Contest 2023.
#2296000 by Beholden Author IconMail Icon


May Entries:
"Night time CousinsOpen in new Window. [ASR]
"The Interesting Case of Mrs GanlyOpen in new Window. [E]
"New RussiaOpen in new Window. [13+]
"A Family of Their Own MakingOpen in new Window. [18+]



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