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Since August 11, 2011
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When I was born, my parents abandoned me in a rubbish bin because I was so ugly. A hobo named Chiken found me and let me live in his luxury cardboard box.One day,Chiken left me on a boat while he went to steal some pacifiers from tourists. Unknown to him, the boat sailed off, and soon it entered Africa. The boat sailed down the Congo, where eventually I washed up near a family of gorillas found me and raised me as one of their own. They later worshiped me as their god, Hula Hoop. I was rescued last Tuesday. Boo-yah. I hope you find my poetry funny and with meaning, and my stories grammatically incorrect and random.
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    Rated: E · Tribute · #1822433
    It's Halloween and there have been lots of "The Raven" parodies. I thought I'd try one.
    Rated: E · Action/Adventure · #1812771
    A boy is given a travel machine, and he'll get more homework help that he bargained for...
    Rated: E · Children's · #1808950
    A poem that has words that sound alike. (sort of)
    Rated: E · Children's · #1804625
    Molly the Mighty's parents decide to embark on a family outing.
    Rated: E · Children's · #1803421
    Molly's parents decide to go on a health kick. More Molly stories out soon.
    Rated: E · Children's · #1802903
    Ten-year-old Molly Woods and her sister Fizz believe their bathroom is haunted.
    Rated: E · Other · #1802227
    General questions from the mind of an eight-year-old.
    Rated: E · Computers · #1801590
    How much I love and despise my computer. Please leave a review about you and your friend.
    Rated: E · Children's · #1801525
    Your final thoughts as the nurse give you a nasty injection.
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