There are two types of people in the world: Those who are Italian, and those who wish they were. I am in the latter category, sadly. However, a certain nation by name of Germany says, "Vhy vould you vant to be such a pussy?" (No offense to Germans intended, of course, even though the anime that's from does just that.) Yes, I'm a Hetalia fan. It's awesome. If links work in these things, click on it, but if they don't just copy and paste it into the URL bar, removing the spaces (to be safe) of course. h t t p : / / w w w . f a n f i c t i o n . n e t / u / ~ s c y l l a a n d c h a r y b d i s