You grind your teeth in annoyance as you decide to stay in, even though your <Opportunity> was just beyond the door. You growl under your breath, and as you hit your forehead against the door, you sigh, walk back to the couch, and lie down.
You realize that this was a *Safe* plan, as any gunfight is always unpredictable and dangerous. Huffing, you knew this would be hard when your left hand grabbed your chest, and you let out a quiet, painful growl, remembering that one day.
"Huh yeah, not going through that again, that's for sure," you said as you moved around to get comfy on the couch. Then you put on your black and dark gray country gentlemen fedora. Lying on your face as you gently fall asleep and the gunshots die down. You just simply ignore it as background noise as you sleep~
You didn't know how long you slept, but sadly, your rest was cut short as you heard the oh-so-ever-familiar sound of the cock of a hammer of a revolver? Which was followed by a dry female voice.
"Sleeping well, handsome?"
You carefully and calmly remove your fedora from your face and see the target herself?~ It was Rainbow Dash with her sky blue fur, trademark rainbow mane, and wearing some cool cowboy duds. These duds included a brown leather vest and a clean, wrinkled white dress shirt. Her lovely single-colt revolver arm was right at your face as you saw up the barrel~
You cussed under your breath, realizing you let your guard down and got in this situation. Rainbow Dash smirked as she heard and saw you in humorous distress. She knew she got you with your pants down and had full control!~
Rainbow Dash POV:
I had difficulty getting away from some bounty hunters as they chased and fired at me! I must admit they sure don't give up so easily?~ This was supposed to be an easy job, but like me, nothing is ever easy when you're the awesome Bandit-Dash!~ But there are some good heists and some bad heists, some with no problems and some with an army of bounty hunters. In the end, I always win~
It's just this time that I seem to have kicked the hornet's nest really hard as they shot at me, and from the looks of things, I can safely assume they were shooting to kill. Luckily, I still have a few tricks to hopefully lose sight of their hollow heads!~ I, of course, shot back with my trusty friend, Silver Nose~ I kept running until I hid behind a big tree to catch my breath, but that didn't last long as a bullet hit the tree. I looked around to see that I was surrounded. Sighing to myself, I knew this would be a long night.
It took 20 minutes, but I managed to lose them, only with some scrapes, bruises, and cuts, but I was still kicking!~ Unfortunately, this fight did come at the cost of my favorite bandit hat!? "Aww man, not Mr. Browny! Stupid bounty hunters!"
I scoff as I wobble back to my hideout, arriving without any trouble, but I can't shake the feeling that somepony or something is here. I carefully walk towards my front door and lock the window. Sure enough, I see something lying on my couch. It looks like a creature I haven't seen before, but this weird thing isn't surprising me as it seems like a bounty hunter.
"Great, more BS, and in my hideout too!?" I grumbled. Well, I'm not going to stand out in the cold forever. I open the front door, and I'm so glad I fixed it first as it opens without a sound~ I carefully walked towards the couch with a strange creature. I gently pulled out Silver Nose, cock the hammer, and pointed at his head. With a cocky tone, I announced my arrival. "Sleep well, handsome?~"
Present Day:
Rainbow Dash broke the silence. "So you going to tell me why you're here and doing in MY hideout and sleeping on MY couch, mister?~"
I didn't know what to tell her? Should I tell the truth, lie, or fight for control?! Would she shoot me if I told her what I am and why I'm here? Well, I've got to choose and choose fast!