A Green Anaconda. That's what you own now. You stand with your hands on your hips as you watch your new snake pal slither around inside a homemade glass compartment you had made out of one of your houses spare bedrooms. Why do you have a green anaconda, one of the largest snakes in the world? You don't really know. Mostly for bragging rights... maybe? You were approached by a store clerk who had seen you looking at the more exotic pets in the store; you know the ones, the bearded dragons, giant turtles, exotic and colorful birds, and the spiders who are almost as emotionally dead as they are large. But you didn't want any of them. You wanted a snake, and all of the snakes you saw were either too lazy and distant or too small and shy. But when the clerk approached you and said he had a special offer just for you, you had to take it! He led you out back to a massive glass aquarium that held the very same green anaconda that is in your house now. According to the store clerk, it was just shy of 30 feet and due to it's size couldn't be sold in the store. After looking into the snake's eyes, you immediately fell in love with it! A week and a remodeling of your spare bedroom later and you came by to pick it up. Now you just had to come up with a name for the snake...
Wait... you never asked what gender the snake was! Oh well, you suppose you'll just have to take a shot in the dark. Not like it matters which pronouns you use for it anyway, it can't understand you and no one in their right mind is going to double check to see if you're wrong.
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