You had some doubts, but you would decide after you woke up, either way. The more personal email from the drug testing thing seemed better than the automated message, though. After going to bed, you slept like the dead for several hours uninterrupted only waking with a start and looking at the clock. It was nearly 4 P.M., and you were sure to get in trouble if Melissa thought you had slept all day. You burst up and cleaned up quickly, and ran out into the living room where Nicole was watching something on the TV.
“Nicole, I need a ride to this place downtown.” you shouted to make sure she heard. She looked over and beamed.
“Sure! We should go clubbing while we’re down there I got these new heels for dancing and-” She started prattling so you had to cut her off or you’d never leave.
“I’m going for a Job thing, I can call you when it’s done yeh?” You explained
She looked like you had revealed something huge, but it was kind of endearing. “That’s so great bro, I’m so down let me go get my keys.”
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As you expected, you were barely pulling up to the place at 5:55, Nicole having misplaced her keys (in her cleavage) and having managed to change destinations at least twice before you arrived at the correct spot. The small standalone building with ‘Nejiro Health Solutions’ pasted on the side. Your sister peeled off as soon as you were out of the car and you really hoped she would remember the time to pick you up but weren’t counting on it either.
The doors were automatic and activated to let you into a very sterile white room with a single woman behind a glass divider. She almost made your brain stutter from the incongruence of her looks and what you were expecting. A dyed blond Japanese(?) woman with twin tails past her shoulders and deeply tanned skin with a plunging neckline sweater under her loose hanging lab coat, showing a valley of cleavage compressed on the desk. She had a bored expression as she popped a cherry in her mouth and, seconds later, spat out a stem tied into two tiny hearts. She was already reaching for another cherry with perfectly manicured, clear nails when she noticed you. She was clearly made up, too, though it was rather subtle since she seemed to be naturally beautiful. Her expression went from bored to engaged in a flash as she straightened up but continued to pop the cherry into her mouth.
Thankfully she spoke first because you were pretty sure your mouth had stopped working for a few seconds as you took her in. “Heyy~ you’re Ted Parvelle right? I was worried you weren’t going to show since you didn’t pop a message back.” She deposited another cherry stem in a bow onto the side of her desk. Her talking actually managed to snap you out of thinking she might have been some sort of fever dream.
“Oh uh sorry, I fell asleep and um… are there other participants or…” You looked around curiously but she waved her hand.
“Nah all the boring ones just get the test bottles and leave. You’ve got to be handled a bit differently, see, Doctor Nejiro here likes to handle the Rare tests personally.” She giggled as if she had told a small joke that you didn’t get. “Come to the side door and we can get started.” She disappeared from behind her little glass window, and the door on the side opened up so you walked through. The girl was surprisingly tall, though not Amazonian like your girlfriend, she was also wearing six-inch heels so that was something. Turns out she has an ass that matches her boobs too, since you could see it even through the loose labcoat that wasn’t buttoned. She lead you into another room with one of those hospital beds and a desk as well as a thick stack of papers.
“So uh, do I wait for the doctor or what?” You asked finally as she helped you up onto the bed.
She burst into a fit of giggles. “OMG, you’re killing me. I’m so the doctor here. Doctor Reiko Nejiro built a medicine practice from the ground up and I’ve been providing high-quality medication to major distributors for like four years.” You were once again gobsmacked, you were sure that she couldn’t have been more than twenty-five heck you almost thought she was younger than you! A loud thud shook you from spiraling down that rabbit hole any farther or saying something stupid as the massive stack of papers dropped next to you.
“So, before we start anything, it’s paperwork, proper documentation and liability forms plus NDA, getting your bank information so I can wire the money, and so on. Pretty standard stuff for drug testing, plus some extras pertaining specifically to your condition and testing parameters.” You… really should read those documents, it seemed kind of irresponsible not to. You started to go over them but before you finished the first page something soft pressed up against your back, Dr. Reiko was leaning over you now with a lolly pop in her mouth, which she had gotten from somewhere. “It’s pretty long, I can get you to the parts that need signatures if you want.” She leaned a little more her boobs dragging you forward as she handed you a pen and flipped pages. “I want to get started today, so just sign here, and here, and here.” She flipped to pages, and her forceful maneuvering had you signing row on row of documents and barely looking at the headers as well as putting down your bank info.
“Alright! That’s the last one, and now we’re legally in the clear, little Ted.” She gave you a sly smile that gave you the impression that she knew she had played you making you a bit nervous. “So before I set things out, I want to test to, you know, make sure your condition works like the files say.” She twirled the lolly pop on her tongue before kissing it back into her mouth somewhat suggestively.
You were still a little nervous but there wasn’t much it could make worse to just agree with her right? “Sure how-” You got out just a little before she flipped around and planted her ass right on top of you, smashing you flat under her much greater weight. She wiggled back and forth and then got back on her feet to look at you flattened to the bed, watching you reform slowly.
“Ohhh, that is facinating” She dropped into a breathy tone, even more so than her typical speech.
You shook yourself as the squashing brought you back to a more familiar territory and grounded you to pay more attention. “Doctor Nejiro could we move on to the point?” You asked as politely as you could.
The blond snorted a little with her laugh. “Call me Reiko or Rei, I want to be more personal with my interesting testers. I got a huge budget and I’m paying real good to guys and gals with rare conditions to test these more than the regular folks. And you in particular are just, amazing and I can’t wait to see if my products do anything positive for you. Plus you’re way cute so maybe you’ll get my celly rather than the office phone, but before that you’re totally right! I’ve got a couple of options for you cause really these are all still testing and I wanna see how they work for you.” She sped right past the random flirting in the middle of her talk and bent over at the waist once more presenting her ass for you to stare at for a while as she dug through a cabinet and came back up with two pill bottles and a syringe, which she dumped in front of you.
“These are my best products to date. Bottle one! Stamina booster, no actual name for any of these yet but basically this little pill is gonna give you energy for extra time to workout or… other things. I’ve got the basic side effects logged but I’m sure that there’s some extra stuff that’d show up. Bottle two! Muscle Relaxer slash pain killer kinda should work out any stiffness you get and dull pain and such. Sounds pretty great for you, considering. Aaand the injection, an overall health improvement buuut I don’t wanna go into details, pick this one without any more info and I’ll totally quadruple your payout. You can try all three even but one at a time, cause obviously I don’t want to contaminate the data.” she popped the lolly pop back into her mouth at the end of her statement.
That was a lot of information at once but at least you could focus on the thing you actually came here to do instead of the very distracting overly sexual doctor. Maybe you should call Jess after you get done, she’d get a kick out of Reiko’s antics.
“Well, I guess I’ll take….”
1. Stamina Boost! Minor side effects include increased libido Major side effects interacting with your condition include…
2. Muscle Relaxer/Painkiller Minor side effects include numbness in the mouth Major side effects interacting with your condition include… becoming semi-liquid!
3. The mystery injection for 4X pay is way to tempting, you already don’t know what most of this is going to do to you.