An Acme Review
This rate and review is offered in the spirit of assistance. Please feel free to ignore any, or all suggestions. This is your work, and I'm just happy to have had the chance to review it!
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What are my overall impressions?
Comedy writing is a serious business; especially if you hope to become successful at it. You have some very good raw talent for comedy script. Your characters dialogue is smooth, informal and believable. Your subject matter is rather specific to school kids, and is female, and size derogatory which could alienate your audience, but this isn't necessarily a bad thing if your target demographic is wise-cracking horny college boys who think 'Animal House' is 'sick' - just be aware of that those who may have enjoyed the twist at the end, may not have made it past the fat jokes, drinking comments, and references to 'doing the dirty dance' Whatever you key target group, you will still need to deliver a well written piece and, although your comedy is evident, readers could be distracted by little mistakes in spelling and grammar. You've obviously spent a lot of time in writing this, so why not take a little time to polish it ?
What are my favourite parts?
Ok, what if I sold you the Godfather DVD?
[DAN goes to his desk and pulls out the Godfather DVD. He holds it up in the air.]
SIMON: That’s my Godfather DVD. You hated that movie. Why do you have that?
DAN: I meant to pawn it. I’ll give it back to you and never steal it again for ten dollars, what do you say? - good pace, punchline set-up, and delivery
What are my suggestions?
Before you read: I know the format is incorrect for a script. When I copied it into the website everything went haywire. So this is how it'll have to be. Sorry. - erm, it doesn't have to be; not if you don't want it to? It may be advisable to leave this part out, as it may have prospective reviewers wondering what they can and can't comment on. Me? I'm just gonna ignore it and put it down to 'defensive writer "don't hurt my baby!" syndrome' -
SIMON is a fat[,] nerdy college student.
fingers and stairs up at the ceiling - stares
DAN: Hey[,] what are you
I mean[,] my god, all you do is
DAN: First of all it[']s Friday
none[-]the[-]less
SIMON: Seriously[,] just leave me
It[']s not going to sound
complain if its free - instead of pointing out contractions where you need an apostrophe, I'll just tell you to re-edit looking out for places where you shorten two words together, missing some letters, and replace them with a single apostrophe; it is, becomes it's, that is becomes that's, we are, becomes we're, etc.
been looking for clues to answer this question without asking[,] but the paper in front of you is completely blank. So[,] either you haven’t even
a ten minuet play - minute
SIMON: Why does you[r] aunt send you money
Is someone hoping to do the dirty da[n]ce?
The door is broken[;] it won’t close
ASHLEY: Well[,] are you going to come out with us tonight?
SIMON: Well I am. But I mean I’m - perhaps:
SIMON: Well, I am; but, I mean I’m
ASHLEY: Well[,] we could head
In fact[,] we’re not going anywhere
I’m going to talk to Jessica for a minuet. - minute
Well[,] I got to get
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