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January 27, 2020 at 2:16am
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30 Day Blogging Challenge PROMPT for January 27, 2020


Discuss a time in your life when someone has tried to "fix" or "solve" a problem for you - but you didn't see it as a problem in the first place.

How do you generally handle unsolicited opinions/advice?


Brother Nature Yard-Care was the name of the yard-care business I started and operated for 11 years. My youngest brother and I had a yard-care business together for six years before that. I closed my yard-care business when we moved out of the city and took up residence in Sunset Bay.

The point I'm trying to raise is: I know a thing or two about lawns and growing grass. (Not that kind of grass)

I enjoy the work and the reward earned in performing yard maintenance and landscaping. I was looking forward to transforming our yard at the lake into an amazing display of landscaping excellence featuring a large green, lush, healthy, weed-free lawn.

We moved in just before the snow arrived, so it wasn't until April that I was able to begin work on the lawn.

The front yard is approximately 900 sq. FT with a small ornamental pond center-right, The back is an oddly shaped 1800 sq. FT including a large rectangular garden, which I was returning back to lawn space.

I began by giving the entire property a spring clean up. (raking, grass cutting, string trimming, I worked a solid 6 hrs)

I met our new neighbor, Norm. We spoke for quite a while. Norm mentioned a couple of times how he cut the grass for the previous owners. And I mentioned back a couple of times that I would be taking care of my own lawn-care chores.

I should clarify that we were still in the process of moving to the lake and were just going there on weekends at this time.

So now it makes sense when I say, the next weekend I cut the grass, and Norm came over on his riding-mower and started to help me cut my lawn.
Afterward, we had a chat during which I mentioned that he didn't have to help me with my lawn work, and Norm reminded me that he used to cut the lawn for the previous owners.

The next weekend I applied weed-control to the entire lawn.

The weekend after that I cut the lawn, then put down an application of granular fertilizer as well as another application of weed control. It rained the night after I did this, which made for ideal conditions for over-seeding the entire yard. All of this was about 8hrs work and nearly $300.00 in lawn-care products.

The following weekend when I arrive in Sunset Bay I'm greeted by a brown, dry, dead lawn, front and back.
Someone had come and cut the lawn and literally shaved it.

I was standing out in the middle of the deforestationated area thinking WTF! when Norm pops out between the hedge that separates our yards, and shouts, "Hey I cut your lawn for you."

With what?

With my lawn-tractor.

It's umm kinda short.

That way you don't have to cut it as often.

What I really meant to say was, "It's cut way too short, it's burnt, dead!"

Yeah, I had a problem with my mower, the cutting deck is broken, it pretty much just drags along the ground.

Why didn't you just stop?

Oh, it was like that before I started, my lawn tractor's been broken for a couple of weeks now.

Last week I put about three hundred dollars worth of fertilizer, weed control, and grass-seed on the entire lawn, front and back.

It doesn't look like it.

I have to go in the house now, Norm.

Norm and I had a couple more conversations before he stopped cutting my lawn. We formed some sort of slow withdrawal of services schedule. Norm moved away a couple of years ago, he was a pretty good neighbor, a very nice man, and he has a lovely family.

Norm gets to be the double feature in today's blog entry because not only is he the lawn-killing lunatic unwanted lawn-care technogeek of Sunset Bay he is also the reigning king of unsolicited opinions/advice.

How do I handle this? I just smile and nod. Smile and Nod.



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