Well, There was only one thing he could think of, and really it was something of the truth.
"Guys, guys, you there?" Tyler whispered out, he was thankful to see his so-called freinds were still there, waiting for him,a and there in one of their hands was his little written fan fic they threatened to show everyone.
If nothing else, he needs to get that back from them... but he so wants to see Sandi having a huge belly with her womb stuffed with them, and watch them struggle.
They looked up at him and one went "Hey, whats taking you? Did you get the shit from the gift shop yet?"
Tyler clinched his fist hidden from them, and said "No..."
"Well, why not? are you wanting this to be seen by everyone? Hoping that maybe you might find a kindred spirit amongst the weirdos?"
"Guy's, you are not going to believe this..." Tyler said, trying to sound believable.
He told them about what he had seen, and about what was keeping him.
At first, they all looked at him, and laughed. "Yo, get a load of this guy here... Dude, if there was ever such a thing as big busty lion woman and shit here, dont you think there would be news about it?"
"I think he is trying to weasel his way out..."
"Or trying to see if we would fall for it and call us all furry lovers,"
"Guys, I'm serious!" Tyler tried to explain, "There actually is a tall busty weasel, and If you Follow me, I can show you one, Her name is Sandi, a giraffe with huge curves!"
"Come on guys, if he isnt going to..." But just then there was a loud noise that caught everyones attention, a loud roar that was a mixture of a furocious tiger, and a scream of a woman in ecstasy.
"What the hell was that?" A third one whispered.
"You wanna see?" Tyler asked and held out a hand to help lift them up and over the fence and to their doom.
The decided that they would check this out, and all four of them came to follow Tyler through the zoo, and each one looking baffled at what they were seeing...