You sigh heavily, but since this is your job, you have no choice but to accept the offer.
"Fine, I'll go help him."
You drag yourself into the bathroom and find Zan standing next to the sinks, moaning as he held his giant blue gut.
"So what seems to be the problem Zan?"
"I can't have bowel movements! You have any idea what it's like to wrestle when the sudden need to take a shit arises?! And everytime I think I have to go, nothing ever comes out! I just sit on the porcelain grunting and sweating like crazy!"
"You ever hear of laxatives?"
"That's just it; I've tried almost every laxative known to...Pokemon. None of them work!"
"What about enemas?"
"What the hell is that?"
"All I know is that it's some device that pumps fluids into your colon and cleanse your bowels. It acts as a laxative and I'm sure it would help you in this sort of situation."
"But I don't want my butt cleaned."
"Bowels. Not butt, bowels. But, you really should get your butt cleaned anyway."
"My butt's not that dirty! See?"
Zan bent over and revealed his large, dried-up dung infested posterior to you. You back away from him in disgust and plug your nose, appalled by the foul odor emitting from his rectum.
"Or at least, spray some Lysol on it." you say, waving a hand in front of your nose.
"So how will this enema proceed?"
"I'll shove a syringe up your anus and the fluids will pump through your rectum until you expel the compounds back out the anus."
Zan inhaled sharply. "I don't like needles. Is there an alternative option?"
You scratch your head. "I doubt it, but I could think of one."
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