A REVIEW FOR:
Revdbob,
A really big no-no (as far as I am concerned) is the very process of putting your entire poem on display here in a review. I would typically find a few items where I had issues with flow, or word selection. Sometimes punctuation is an issue. I would usually refer to these things isolated and from within a piece I review. The problem is (for me I suppose) that I find I have ideas and suggestions for nearly every line in your poem.
I NEVER DO THIS! But here I am, with your entire poem, and a comment on nearly every line.
This of course means nothing. Only that I have strong feelings for the piece. I think the whimsy here is strong enough that the potential made me do it. I also see that several others have given ratings and you have a strong 4.5.
The likelihood is I am crazy, and overboard here. BUT in the event that what I think and have to say isn’t crazy.
I offer it to you. I hope you aren’t offended, as I believe this poem has the upside to be a 5.0. (and really I wouldn’t do this if I felt otherwise).
Let me give you my overall impression and a brief description of what I did like. I liked the creativity you show here. The mood is put forth well. The topic is funny, and without being outrageous you have put together some nonsense that is enjoyable. This becomes a great poem, not just good if you tune up the hard to read spots.
An Affair in My Office <~~ Title not needed here. It has a place elsewhere.
My 'puter sat silently, waiting, waiting <~~ Needs a period, as they are used elsewhere. I believe also that “and” would work better here, or perhaps an ellipsis
No sound from its speaker and dark in its eye <~~When I read this I am distracted by the thought of finding something else that has no sound after “speaker and”
Waiting, I knew it, waiting and baiting
Its lure for something, I knew not yet why. <~~ “Its” should not be capitalized here, it gives a mental stop/start that makes the thought incongruous. Also, Knowing it and then NOT knowing it within the same sentence is very confusing, or at least to complicated for a poetic sentence? This stems from "why" needing to be "what"
When I left the room, I could feel its eye lighting— <~~”Feel” is a bit to tangible, maybe “sense” gives a better image
I knew it was on--a fact! Yes, a fact! <~~ the double dash really only needs to be a comma
I spent my time wondering, thinking and fighting
The impulse to go back and catch in the act <~~ Here you’ve told me you are thinking the urge or wondering the urge. This is not a well designed sentence. Perhaps “wondering and thinking, fighting the” as this more accurately describes what I believe you meant to say. Also, “the” is a distraction as a capitalized word. Also, "go back and catch in the act" is awkward and seems more to convey a need to go back in time. Careful with the tense.
My secretive 'puter, quietly waiting <~~ I would suggest a comma here, and getting rid of the capital on “for”.
For what? Yes, for what? I had to know! <~~ By this point I feel whimsy, but I am growing tired of the self repeating monologue.
What was it doing, as it was pretending <~~ Ok, we’ve gone here too many times, how about a clue?
To be so lifeless and stifling its glow. <~~ You just told me a minute ago that you KNEW it was on and it was a fact, not it is being suppressed or off? If (even later in poem) it did anything while off, it might fly here, but when it does do something, it is powered up?
I crept to the door and placing my ear
Tightly against it the better to hear, <~~ ok, again the capitol puts in a break we don’t want here. A comma after “it” is greatly needed, as it separates an action from a reason.
I heard! Yes! I heard it whispering dear <~~ Who is “dear”? I thought up until this line you’d been muttering to yourself? Or is the “dear sweet nothings”? Need a comma, or take out the capitol on “Sweet”
Sweet nothings to some other computer gear! <~~ “Some other” to me could be any – anywhere. If it is the other computer gear that is already there, the sentiment may be better served as “the other”.
"My mouse!" it cried softly, "Click to me, Sweet,"
And faintly, so faintly, a rustle, a sound--
Yes, quickly, as if a little heart beat <~~ I think the commas before and after “quickly” are a hindrance. Also, I can’t seem to get entirely what you mean here. Is there supposed to be a period after “beat”? Maybe a comma and decapitalize “A”
A clickety click! My eyes grew so round
At the marvel I heard. Could it be that the mouse
Sent love, not commands, to some machine port
In the cold calculator that lives in my house? <~~ “Sent” and “In” should not be capitalized.
Surely I'm mad! A machine cannot court!
But the clicks and the cooing grew louder until
I couldn't contain myself anymore.
I could not be quiet, no more, not still,
I turned the doorknob, threw open the door!
My mouth agape, I stared round the room.
It could not be, the sight I could see <~~ period after “see”
A sight that changed in an instant, for Zoom! <~~ the capitalized “Zoom” and the “!” addition add a significant stoppage here, when it belongs with “went it all to its place.” Maybe eliminate comma and replace “for” with “as”.
Went it all to its place. Can that be? <~~ “went” really should not be capitalized
With a blink of my eyes I no longer could see
A thing out of place, yet I knew I had seen
The mouse on my keyboard, caressing a key, <~~ Is the mouse the caresser? If it is, the comma after “keyboard” should be deleted.
A CD ejecting, a light on the screen. <~~ First “A” should not be capitalized. I think it reads better also if you eliminate the comma and use “and” here.
But more!
The books were all open, the paper a-flutter,
The pencils were rubbing erasing each other <~~ comma needed after “rubbing”
And this, I can't credit--I think I'm a nutter-- <~~ “And" should not be capitalized here, unless you end previous line with a period. Either way it works.
I swear that my notebook's becoming a mother!
Please feel free to just ignore me, but I truly hope this helps.
Also, if you do decide to revise this poem, I would love to revisit and rerate the item. Please let me know if you do.
Thank you
Mark R
Iammark
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