Hello! I am the poetry judge for the "Invalid Item" . I try to provide each entry with some feedback. This review is for your benefit only and does not necessarily have implications for placement in the contest, as it is not a comparison with any other entry.
Favorite Aspects
Well, what do you know? I'm reviewing you anyway! This is one of the contests that I always review (my section anyway-- the poetry). It isn't the story but hey... it's a review.
This is funny! Like really really amusing. To be honest, when I saw the full caps and "U", I did not anticipate the poem being amazing. I should have known better (after all, you have done well in this contest before, right?). I'm particularly fond of the "My Grammar offered to pay my sin tax". Love the pin on 'Grandma' here... and grammar/"sin tax"? Super cute. People on a writing site are definitely a perfect audience for that sort of play on words.
Flow / Rhythm
So, I think that this is where the biggest issues lie. I kept having to reread lines. I'd read it, think "wait, what?", and have to read it again. After this happened over and over I realized that the starts and stops were from the words themselves or because it's more difficult to read 'U'. It's the flow. There are times when it just doesn't work well.
For example here:
I flipped over, and tried to live alone on a pier.
The restraining order clearly said: 'stay clear'.
But stalker genes seemed, to be in your DNA
As U renamed the whole marina a 'quay'.
That is a rough read. They aren't easy to get through because the rhythm is difficult. Of course, "I flipped over" didn't make much sense to me in context either (sort of a "belly up" thing?), but I'll let that go.
I flipped over, lived alone on a pier.
The restraining order read: 'please steer clear'.
But stalker genes creep through your DNA
As U renamed the whole damn marina a 'quay'.
Read yours aloud and then mind aloud and you'll hear the difference. Mine has as few minor half-beat hiccups too, but I didn't want to take too many liberties with your words, even for just an example. The key is to fall into a predictable rhythm with variations that the tongue and mind can easily follow. Like the natural slightly longer pause between "read:" and "please steer clear".
The other part is simple choose words that are easy to say together. "said: stay clear" is a bit difficult to say in the line itself. "Read" is a bit of alliteration with 'restraining' (a bit more effective than the 'said stay'). "Steer clear" seemed like an obvious choice, but in a comedic piece, rhyme for a** off! It wont hurt anything. "Please" is a nice added bit of assonance that I just couldn't resist, by the way.
So, you see what just a light bit of revision can do here? And while you're in there, you might see more of those facepalming-perfect changes like, say, stalker DNA 'creeping' instead of 'seeming'. It's the little things.
If you have trouble with the rhythm here, I might suggest setting the piece aside for a few months and then reading it aloud. Mark any place that trips you up-- if you wrote it and YOU tripped while reading, other people definitely will.
Effect
I think it's funny and clever! I wasn't expecting anything so amusing, though I really should have. Also... you slipped "quixotic" in there... with your handle, that might as well be a signature. Anyway. Thanks for a thoroughly entertaining entry! Good luck in other WDC contests as well... we'll miss you at the Newbies ONLY.
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