Hello ImpulseZip! I visited your port and wanted you to know how much I enjoyed "Death and Cherries" .
Initial Reaction: You have a great storytelling voice and I thoroughly enjoyed "hearing" you relate the anecdotes in your amusing and comical tone.
What I liked: I loved each of the stories justifying the statement made in the opening paragraph: ...my point is this: There are certain smells that just don't go together. Each was told in a lighthearted manner that got more than a couple of chuckles out of me! There were so many funny moments, but I think my favorite line was this one: That smell is unmistakable to Stacey because she had a lifelong fear – I guano you not – of bats eating her hair.
Suggestions: I want to point out a problem I noticed in this piece regarding verb tenses. The story is actually a first person narrative in which the POV ("I", or the narrator) speaks to the audience in the present tense, and relates scenarios that have taken place in the past. So, the excerpts when "I" talks directly to the reader (mainly the phrase, but my point is this:; the lines, Let's look at another example. and This brings us up to today, or rather, this weekend.; and the entire last paragraph), must be written in the present tense. Everything else needs to be reworded so that it's told in the past tense.
Here's an example of erroneous verb tense shifts:
One Monday morning, as the San Antonio sun rose (past tense) and its light shown (past) through the garage and heated (past) up the bat condominiums, the unmistakable smell of bat guano reached (past) our cubes. That smell is (present tense) unmistakable to me partially because of my lifelong love of bats and partially because a close relative once opened a tub of bat guano in our sealed car. -- Don't shift out of past tense, use 'was' in place of 'is'. This anecdote goes on like this:
One quick call and one long wait later, maintenance shows up with an intelligent can of air freshener. Here we go again. Before I can stop him, he sprays the entire area. This time it's citrus-scented. "How's that!" he grins, like he just solved anything. "Great", I say, "I'm orangasmic with delight." He wanders off, the sarcasm still floating in the crowded air. Soon the spray combines with the reek of guano and I find myself in a bat-infested orange grove. Welcome to the dark side of the Sunshine State. Enjoy your stay. I recommend rewriting this in this way:
One quick call and one long wait later, maintenance showed up with an intelligent can of air freshener. Here we go again. Before I could stop him, he sprayed the entire area. This time it was citrus-scented. "How's that!" He grinned, like he'd just solved something. "Great," I said, "I'm orangasmic with delight." He wandered off, the sarcasm still floating in the crowded air. Soon the spray combined with the reek of guano and I found myself in a bat-infested orange grove, whose slogan would have been, "Welcome to the dark side of the Sunshine State. Enjoy your stay." -- Or something like that, you get the idea
Grammar/Spelling Oops!: I have a couple of editorial suggestions:
One spring, an egregious number of bats decided to roost in the concrete seams of the company's garage. The second floor of the garage to be exact, a matter of feet from my cubicle. -- The second sentence is actually a fragment, so I suggest one of two possible fixes. Either combine the two clauses and link them with a semi-colon, making one long sentence; or, make the fragment a complete sentence by including a subject and a predicate. (Ex: Their habitat's location was on the second floor of the garage to be exact, a matter of feet from my cubicle.)
...a water pipe broke in our yard and a section of the lawn was getting more than it's fair share of water... -- it's should be its.
Overall, this is an engaging and highly entertaining read. I thoroughly enjoyed it!
Nicki
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